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* Breaking News: Cause of Government Shutdown Discovered!! (UFC Related!) *

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  1. Peteyandjia Summer Chida Staff Member Forum Administrator

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    UFC fighter Brendan Schaub: "I shut down your government"



    That's right, in an incredible turn of events, it turns out that legendary BJJ Phenom Brendan "Helio" Schaub has been discovered as the true source of the current ongoing U.S. Government shutdown.






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    Above: Metamoris Grand Champion Brendan Schaub, addresses his new nation of slave minions.







    Unfortunately, not many more details are known at this time. When asked for comment, Schaub simply kept repeating, "I shut down your government. I shut down your government."











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    Above: Brendan Schaub reacts to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's attempts to reach a resolution.







    There is no word yet on what will happen next, as it is widely agreed that even all of the jiujitsu forces in the world combined would not be enough to stand up to the mighty powers of Schaub's ground-breaking BJJ game.



    Democrats & Republicans alike, desperate for a solution, finally united & turned to Master Sensei Steven Seagal for help; but he has declined, admitting that even his deadly stuff is no match for the Mundials, ADCC, & Metamoris Grand Champion Brendan Schaub.











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    "Unfortunately, Brendan Schuab's BJJ is the one thing I didn't invent."







    Asked for a comment on this story by CNN, The New York Times, & The Wall Street Journal, UFC President Dana White put together a special press conference, where he had this to say: "Fuck."








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    Dana White: "All of Zuffa's bases are belong to Schaub."



    We will follow this story closely as it develops.
     
  2. beefcake180 Aces Wild

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    This is the 3rd time I've seen this thread in the last two days.

    Of course you jazzed it up a bit, but still.
     
  3. ajmonsta Banned Banned

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    Lol this has been done a few times since that happened but since you actually put some effort into it (and you're a mod) I'll give you a 7/10
     
  4. The ScorpioN "GET OVER HERE!"

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    This thread has been done to death in the past 2 days.
     
  5. FanLogic White Belt

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    pfft.... Whitebelts...
     
  6. Bunku Green Belt

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    Should we say the "use search"?
     
  7. johndhi If you love a flower, don’t pick it up.

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    hahahahahahahahaha. caused real life lols.
     
  8. ElusiveRiddum Purple Belt

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    Old jokes are fun.
     
  9. Inabox Blue Belt

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    Lol good read gave me a smile
     
  10. cOugAr_LIbRe_85 Brown Belt

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    Opened expecting a white belt. Seen this three times, n this ones a mod who spends half his life on here?

    All together now....


    USE SEARCH FUNCTION!
     
  11. Conduit Blue Belt

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    Only one man can save us, he is the chosen one, the 27 time BJJ world champion, Renato Laranja!
     
  12. jcc3508 Black Belt

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    threads like this get canned and incite double yellows yet you get a free pass....

    hmmm.... I wonder why?

    sherdog double standards??? no way!
     
  13. MCS ...1979

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    That's the way to turn a shitty joke into a fun read.
     
  14. beginetienne Blue Belt

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    Schaub must have shut down the search function on the sherdog's Fedor fans boards.
     
  15. J228jnkwxz9gj Black Belt

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    Don't say Frank Mir is garbage though.......that's a ban-able offense.

    Wasteland please.
     
  16. Exel*** Purple Belt

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    Don't live on forums, so first time I see this, therefore 10/10:p
     
  17. Flexwave2003 International Playboy

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    This gif never gets old for me.
     
  18. WilfordBrimley Purple Belt

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    Eeew. Stop trying so hard.
     
  19. Charlie Sheen Invisible Belt

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    Love your new AV.
     
  20. Rusk Black Belt

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    hahahaha... How did i not think of it my self.
     

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