* Breaking News: Cause of Government Shutdown Discovered!! (UFC Related!) *

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  1. Peteyandjia

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    UFC fighter Brendan Schaub: "I shut down your government"



    That's right, in an incredible turn of events, it turns out that legendary BJJ Phenom Brendan "Helio" Schaub has been discovered as the true source of the current ongoing U.S. Government shutdown.






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    Above: Metamoris Grand Champion Brendan Schaub, addresses his new nation of slave minions.







    Unfortunately, not many more details are known at this time. When asked for comment, Schaub simply kept repeating, "I shut down your government. I shut down your government."











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    Above: Brendan Schaub reacts to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's attempts to reach a resolution.







    There is no word yet on what will happen next, as it is widely agreed that even all of the jiujitsu forces in the world combined would not be enough to stand up to the mighty powers of Schaub's ground-breaking BJJ game.



    Democrats & Republicans alike, desperate for a solution, finally united & turned to Master Sensei Steven Seagal for help; but he has declined, admitting that even his deadly stuff is no match for the Mundials, ADCC, & Metamoris Grand Champion Brendan Schaub.











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    "Unfortunately, Brendan Schuab's BJJ is the one thing I didn't invent."







    Asked for a comment on this story by CNN, The New York Times, & The Wall Street Journal, UFC President Dana White put together a special press conference, where he had this to say: "Fuck."








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    Dana White: "All of Zuffa's bases are belong to Schaub."



    We will follow this story closely as it develops.
     
  2. beefcake180

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    This is the 3rd time I've seen this thread in the last two days.

    Of course you jazzed it up a bit, but still.
     
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    ajmonsta Banned Banned

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    Lol this has been done a few times since that happened but since you actually put some effort into it (and you're a mod) I'll give you a 7/10
     
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    The ScorpioN "GET OVER HERE!"

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    This thread has been done to death in the past 2 days.
     
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    pfft.... Whitebelts...
     
  6. Bunku

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    Should we say the "use search"?
     
  7. johndhi

    johndhi If you love a flower, don’t pick it up.

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    hahahahahahahahaha. caused real life lols.
     
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    Lol good read gave me a smile
     
  10. cOugAr_LIbRe_85

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    Opened expecting a white belt. Seen this three times, n this ones a mod who spends half his life on here?

    All together now....


    USE SEARCH FUNCTION!
     
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    Only one man can save us, he is the chosen one, the 27 time BJJ world champion, Renato Laranja!
     
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    threads like this get canned and incite double yellows yet you get a free pass....

    hmmm.... I wonder why?

    sherdog double standards??? no way!
     
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    That's the way to turn a shitty joke into a fun read.
     
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    Schaub must have shut down the search function on the sherdog's Fedor fans boards.
     
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    Don't say Frank Mir is garbage though.......that's a ban-able offense.

    Wasteland please.
     
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    Don't live on forums, so first time I see this, therefore 10/10:p
     
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    hahahaha... How did i not think of it my self.
     

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