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BREAKING: Kamaru Usman reveals his hairline doctor

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  1. SSgt Dickweed Red Belt

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  2. mirko>anyone Red Belt

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    He’s working on his Stephen A.
     
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    Deserves a raise, turned nothing into something

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    Don't laugh at how people look
     
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  5. Get To Da Choppa Black Belt

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    What kind of hairstyle do you want champ?
    Usman: give me that Stargate Jaffa helmet haircut
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    Is losing your hair in the top 3 worst things to happen to a guy as we age? What trumps losing your hair? A floppy boner?
     
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    Harder time gaining muscle would probably be on the list too.
     
  8. Kha'bless Purple Belt

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    Patty is the biggest fraud out there, he's making money from cutting nothing, there is no hair to cut.
     
  9. Mr hanky Purple Belt

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    his hair look like they are sprayed on his head
     
  10. VitorReem Geralt of Rivia

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    Yeh useless dick would be the worst I think.

    And I have ventricular tachycardia so I don’t know if dick pills would give me a heart attack or not. Hopefully it still works in 30 years.

    check back for updates
     
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    His hair is so short why would you even bother at this point just shave it all the way down, seriously.
     
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    lmao
     
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    For sure a floppy boner. What good is hair if you can’t get up for fight night?
     
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    Losing your teeth.
     
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    If I’m around, will do... luckily pee pee still works (maybe attributed to healthy eating, exercise, and Sherbro vibes), but I’m at the age where you think.. wait, is my hair thinning? Some days I think, nah... still the same... other days I think, ah shit...
     
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    Really? Hmmm... haven’t thought of that one...as in, you can maintain what you have but can’t gain more or everything just turns to Tim Sylvia?
     
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    I’m 33 & it’s still there but I have tons of grey.

    They say you get your hair from your mothers father & my Grandpop had an awesome thick head of hair until the day he died so hopefully it stays with me.

    Yours is fine sherbro, don’t worry about it.
     
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    Vtach and dick pills are not a good combo.
     
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    Could be either or both I guess, depending on the genetics and workout history. Also I love the term "everything just turns to Tim Sylvia."
    {<jordan}
     
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    Isn't his name TealK or something?
     

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