Breaking: Anderson Silva's Defense: Contaminated viagra, Source inside

Bloody hilarious
 
Best eva! His coffee was contaminated too I bet.
 
Well they said they tested the viagra and came back positive. If they can show this to be true I'm not sure how he's not exonerated. .
 
This gives a whole new meaning to what this "taunt" was REALLY about

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Why not simply tell the truth? Take your punishment and come back to fight in a year or so. Now he is also going to get limpdick jokes. :rolleyes:
 
Well they said they tested the viagra and came back positive. If they can show this to be true I'm not sure how he's not exonerated. .
The rules don't allow for exoneration due to tainted supplements. If a banned substance was legit in your system then you broke the rules. Doesn't matter if you say you took it accidentally.
 
The rules don't allow for exoneration due to tainted supplements. If a banned substance was legit in your system then you broke the rules. Doesn't matter if you say you took it accidentally.

Exonerated from the charge of intentionally cheating.
 
Well they said they tested the viagra and came back positive. If they can show this to be true I'm not sure how he's not exonerated. .

Seriously?

Why would the AC take him at his word that this particular bottle of viagra is what he was taking? And if it was, that he didn't just squirt some testosterone onto the previously untainted pills?

And even if they take him at his word there, that still doesn't get him off the hook for testing positive.

If your reasoning works, then anyone who tests positive just has to somehow get their hands on a bottle of tainted stuff that also tests positive, and say that was was what they were taking and boom, exonerated.
 
Seriously?

Why would the AC take him at his word that this particular bottle of viagra is what he was taking? And if it was, that he didn't just squirt some testosterone onto the previously untainted pills?

And even if they take him at his word there, that still doesn't get him off the hook for testing positive.

If your reasoning works, then anyone who tests positive just has to somehow get their hands on a bottle of tainted stuff that also tests positive, and say that was was what they were taking and boom, exonerated.

WADA believed La Shawn Merritt's story that he wasn't doping but in fact taking a penis enlargement pill. His sentence was massively reduced.
 
WADA believed La Shawn Merritt's story that he wasn't doping but in fact taking a penis enlargement pill. His sentence was massively reduced.

This is just like the TRT loophole getting abused again. If Silva actually pulls this off, everyone who tests positive is going to be shouting from the rafters that he has a flaccid wiener and then showing up with a bottle of tainted viagra.
 
Seriously?

Why would the AC take him at his word that this particular bottle of viagra is what he was taking? And if it was, that he didn't just squirt some testosterone onto the previously untainted pills?

And even if they take him at his word there, that still doesn't get him off the hook for testing positive.

If your reasoning works, then anyone who tests positive just has to somehow get their hands on a bottle of tainted stuff that also tests positive, and say that was was what they were taking and boom, exonerated.

I'm not suggesting the commission take him at his word which is why I said "if they can show this to be true". I don't know how you show it to be true but if they can somehow show that he was taking viagra and the viagra that they tested came back positive for drostonolone or whatever then there ya go.

It would also explain the inconsistent lab results and why after 15+ yrs of clean tests results all of the sudden Anderson is failing multiple tests out of competition and on fight night.
 
It's a piss-poor excuse, I can tell you that
 
There is no doubt now, everyone knows anti-depressants / anti-anxiety meds are boner killers.
 
Looks like his dick stopped working from years of testosterone abuse. A clean athlete in his 30s would not need e.d. pills.
 
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