Brazilian influencer ends up in wheelchair from holding in her farts

[7even]

https://nypost.com/2022/07/08/brazilian-influencer-vii-tube-injured-from-holding-in-farts/amp/

“Girls, don’t be ashamed to fart in front of your guy, because what’s really embarrassing is not letting your guy sleep because you’re in discomfort, going to hospital with your guy, and the diagnosis being ‘trapped farts,’” said Pereira at the time. “From now on, I’m letting them rip, guys.”




I need your opinions on this. Should women hold in their farts for their men? I guess farts from ugly girls is harassment while farts from good looking girls is a sign of confidence.

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

 

[Osculater]

She could bottle her farts and sell them so simps can smell them

 

[7even]

She could bottle her farts and sell them so simps can smell them

Would you buy a bottle?

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

https://nypost.com/2022/07/08/brazilian-influencer-vii-tube-injured-from-holding-in-farts/amp/

“Girls, don’t be ashamed to fart in front of your guy, because what’s really embarrassing is not letting your guy sleep because you’re in discomfort, going to hospital with your guy, and the diagnosis being ‘trapped farts,’” said Pereira at the time. “From now on, I’m letting them rip, guys.”

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I need your opinions on this. Should women hold in their farts for their men? I guess farts from ugly girls is harassment while farts from good looking girls is a sign of confidence.

How do I say this without sounding like a simp?

I would drag my balls through ten mile of broken glass in the desert just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

 

[dc007]

How do I say this without sounding like a simp?

I would drag my balls through ten mile of broken glass in the desert just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

Fail. But wouldn’t be mad about the farts to be honest

 

[Osculater]

Would you buy a bottle?

I'd buy two

 

[Diktaattori]

I appreciate her sacrifice

 

[Kyler Ruxin]

fake news. Girls don't fart.

 

[DragRacer]

That’s a dude

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Would you buy a bottle?

I guess you could bag a fart…

 

[KOQ24]

fake news. Girls don't fart.

Yup.never heard of it

 

[NoSmilez]

She had a cramp?

 

[ARW]

No mention of queefs

 

[Belaya Smert]

That first pic you can almost smell the trapping

 

[Simian Raticus]

As a friend of mine likes to say, I wouldn't kick her out of the bed for farting.

 

[Takes Two To Tango]

Poor girl, she's allowed to fart or shit with me anytime.

 

[ripsta619]

Randy Marsh would love her

 

[Phlog]

Just fart when you're in another room love. Wheelchair averted.

I guess she could be so poor they've only one room? That might explain the being an 'influencer'.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

lmfao