Brandon Schaub's Wife Caught Frauding Ass

[BisexualMMA]

He’s a pretty athletic guy. Don’t forget he KOd Cro Cop and played in the NFL.

The only thing he’s terrible at is stand up comedy.

I'd be kind of willing to bet he's terrible at everything other than MMA and football.

 

[TsuFred]

I'd be kind of willing to bet he's terrible at everything other than MMA and football.

Dude rides an electric bike around the LA hills and acts like he's shredding mountains.

 

[deadshot138]

We get it guys. You wish you were Schaub. Its okay.

 

[Garnet_StrongerThanYou]

U seen the guy lately?? Dude sits at like 30 percent body fat and is addicted to alcohol and nicotine.

no I haven’t seen him lately.

im doing my dexa scan tomorrow.

Hope my body fat is around 20 percent. I want to be at 10 percent with a six pack in may.

 

[camygod]

His standup special was a reminder that sometimes encouraging the retarded kid just makes everyone uncomfortable.

ahahaahahahahaha

 

[Tone C]

Ass is better in the mirror than the photoshop.

 

[BAM]

I wish I was born 100 years ago

To die in WW2? Pass.

 

[horc00]

Maybe her arm's her bae... ifyouknowwhatimean

 

[GomiHomie]

His special isn’t that bad, never saw it, but heard it bowth ways, B.

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Regardless of his stand up he is really funny on king and the sting.

 

[cmw43]

She's got a great ass.

Did she even Photoshop the one in the OP or was it just done by a Schaub hater?

 

[TsuFred]

We get it guys. You wish you were Schaub. Its okay.

I would pay money NOT to be Brendan Schaub.

 

[deadshot138]

I would pay money NOT to be Brendan Schaub.

Then you're more retarded than he is

 

[Jesus X]

lmao

 

[Jesus X]

U seen the guy lately?? Dude sits at like 30 percent body fat and is addicted to alcohol and nicotine.

sounds like every ex fighter.

 

[Jesus X]

No chance you foolin us Sherbros on these topics!

@Clementine your opinion? no gym fakes pls!

the key to identifying a fake ass doesn't even lie in the ass it self girls with real big asses have large quads and calves to support the quads.

 

[Hatorade]

Brendan Schaub is:
-wealthy
-A more successful athlete than anyone posting
-decent at stand up.
-Extremely outgoing
-better than average looking
-his wife is hot and has a big round ass in real life


This guy is living the dream. Damn, there are some salty fucks up in here

 

[Garnet_StrongerThanYou]

Brendan Schaub is:
-wealthy
-A more successful athlete than anyone posting
-decent at stand up.
-Extremely outgoing
-better than average looking
-his wife is hot and has a big round ass in real life


This guy is living the dream. Damn, there are some salty fucks up in here

i agree with everything you said except “decent at standup”

cmon man

 

[TsuFred]

Then you're more retarded than he is

Wow. You want to be Brendan Schaub? That might be the most pathetic thing I've ever heard anyone say. Just wow.

 

[TsuFred]

Brendan Schaub is:
-wealthy
-A more successful athlete than anyone posting
-decent at stand up.
-Extremely outgoing
-better than average looking
-his wife is hot and has a big round ass in real life


This guy is living the dream. Damn, there are some salty fucks up in here

All I see is a big, nasty, retarded oaf with an obnoxious and arrogant attitude. But I guess flair can easily sell a simple person.