I always need a job, man. Especially since Im strugling so much at uni post-diagnosis.
I'd venture a guess that Aussie Bill would take out Cannuck Willie D in...oh, minus a round.
Judging by your last statement, I'd venture a guess that math wasn't your major in university, correct Tam?
Seeing as how that's so, let me help you out some...Now you already know about Aussie Bill getting taken out by Little Tommy Canuck in a fight that took about 6.2 seconds or something timed close to that, but looking through my articles on 1980's amatuer boxing, were you aware of this one?
"Willie de Wit, the only world-ranked heavyweight at Brisbane for the 1982 Commonwealth Games, did the expected and waltzed like Matilda through the tournament. Reporters from all over watched as he obliterated his two oponents en route to the gold medal.
In his first bout, de Wit smacked Willy Isangura with a swift left hook at 2:45 of the first round that immediately brought a towel fluttering out of the Tanzanian's corner.
In the final match de Wit faced England's Harold Hylton. He dropped Hylton to the canvas with a left hook just nine seconds into the fight. Hylton got up, took the mandatory eight count and rushed to the attack. De Wit ducked a right hand and unleashed a shuddering left hook that put Hylton out for good. The fight had lasted all of 48 seconds."
- A real article from Oct of 1982, to be sure, but seeing as how I'm having trouble reading the title of it, let's just call it "Thank God Our Aussie Heavyweight Wasn't Good Enough To Get By The Englishman When Willie Boy Was Here", and let's just say that it was published by your nation's leading newspaper, The Aussie Herald, ok?
But some simple math...Squires gets knocked out by a Canuck in the 1st + Willie Boy dominating with two 1st round knockouts in Aussieland = ???