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Bought a freezer, want to buy a quarter or half a beef.

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  1. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    Anyone out there done this? Was it worth it?

    I've wanted to do this forever.

    Please share any experiences you've had or tips.

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  2. CatchOmega Hideous Disfigurement

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    Sounds like a good idea. Just don't accidentally unplug it for 2 weeks like I did to mine.
     
  3. JSN choo-CHOO! Yellow Card

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    I have a couple times, but I really only like tenderloin so I threw all the rest away.
     
  4. jefferz Steel Belt

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    I call the neighbor and tell him what I want.
     
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    ...and then he jerks you off while he fists your bottom?
     
  6. jefferz Steel Belt

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    What the fuck is wrong with you?
     
  7. JSN choo-CHOO! Yellow Card

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    what? Me just being silly.
     
  8. AgedFlatus Banned Banned

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    I do it whenever I need beef. It comes from the family farm. Also have another 2 deepfreezers for moose/deer/elk.
     
  9. genecop Gold Belt

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    My friend Lucy did it once, her friend Ethel helped, her husband Ricky got pissed, so Lucy went to the local butcher shop and sold the meat...
     
  10. BearGrounds A great many scalps.

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    It's a great idea if there's some good farms around you that you can purchase from. Quater lasted me roughly a year. I don't eat a ton of beef though. Got it from a family owned local farm. They treat the animals well.
     
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    I call Amy Schumer and tell her I am going to carve her up real good.
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    It's clear this cow has no idea what's in store for him.
     
  13. jefferz Steel Belt

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    Mmm corn fed hooters.
     
  14. Sampsonsimpson Brown Belt

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    I got half a beef for you right here, wait no.. it's a full beef, full beef dammit! I don't have half a beef

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    I think he meant you supposed to PM that shit.
     
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    Yeah I do it every couple years. Related to a cow farmer and I split a cow with him when he butchers his, got a quarter last time. Just had a steak tonight.

    It's worth it for me because it ends up being cheaper than buying meat from the store and I find the meat's better quality.
     
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    oo la la
     
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