*boom* *boom* *crash* Home invader! Would you rather have a phone or a gun?

[WorldofWarcraft]

*boom* *boom* *crash* Someone kicks down your front door!

You can only have one or the other. It's either option A or option B, not both or a variety of either options.

Would you rather have:

Not one, but TWO! iPhone 7s! Top of the line! You have great coverage in your area and you have 911 on your speed dial! Your local police holds the country's record in police response time!

or

an AR15 assault rifle, the firearm too powerful it doesn't belong on civilian hands

 

[Nonsense]

A phone.

 

[ToxicShocker]

I rather hack repeatedly with a machete. That way they don't go too quick

 

[trolololol]

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

Android and a gun?

I mean, you'll need to call someone to haul off the carcass after he decides to end his life by invading the wrong home, right?

 

[michal001]

Gun. Bc then I can take then other people's phone. This is like world of Warcraft right. Gather loot?

 

[GearSolidMetal]

A gun, but not an assault rifle.

Pick the best tool for the job. You might shoot a sleeping neighbor, with what they can fly through.

Shotguns would do too much damage to the interior of your house, supposing you either partially hit or entirely miss your target.

A simple 9mm pistol would do. Just a few rounds at small distance, and you only have to worry about cleaning the blood out of your carpets.

 

[bushman505]

I'd put a hole through the fucker with my 44mag.

 

[bushman505]

A phone.

How fucking weak of you.

Well when seconds matter, the police are minutes away. Hopefully you don't have family like kids and a wife that need to be protected.

Lol.

 

[Nonsense]

How fucking weak of you.

Well when seconds matter, the police are minutes away. Hopefully you don't have family like kids and a wife that need to be protected.

Lol.

My favourite part of your post is how predictably open to dialogue you seem.

 

[bushman505]

My favourite part of your post is how predictably open to dialogue you seem.

Well it's sherdog so I was just assuming you'd claim tonuse some super black belt martial arts skills to protect your house.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Lol at needing an AR 15 to defend your home from a burglar.


A simple Glock does the trick. Unless it's a zombie invasion.

 

[Pugilistic]

It’s pretty obvious you have an agenda you want to push, and this is coming from a guy who likes guns. Since I can’t get a gun in my country, I’ll go with a some sort of melee weapon. A katana or tetsubo would be good. Maybe a mace or axe designed for combat.

How fucking weak of you.

Well when seconds matter, the police are minutes away. Hopefully you don't have family like kids and a wife that need to be protected.

Lol.

Maybe he has a samsung. Just use it as a grenade.

 

[Shael]

Don't need either when you got deez nuts.

 

[choke you]

A phone and while I was waiting for the cops to come I'd throw stuff at them.

 

[Rozko]

.45 acp with 230 grain hollow points
70lbs Boxer/American Bulldog
180lbs English Mastiff

Going to be a bad day for anyone coming through that door

 

[bushman505]

It’s pretty obvious you have an agenda you want to push, and this is coming from a guy who likes guns. Since I can’t get a gun in my country, I’ll go with a some sort of melee weapon. A katana or tetsubo would be good. Maybe a mace or axe designed for combat.

Maybe he has a samsung. Just use it as a grenade.

I have no agenda, I just always lol at the "I don't need a gun, the police will save me" crowd. And I'm saying that as a fan of police in general.

I also lol at the people who are like proud to not have a gun like that UT professor who was wearing that shirt that said "carries no gun".

 

[weed]

I have a Kitana by my doorway, & more weapons in easy to grab places.

 

[weed]

btw, you're just going to get those phones stolen from you haha

 

[Deleted member 196663]

The AR-15, and then I would trade it in for a shotgun + cash to buy a phone and a service plan. Preferably with Verizon.