BJJ versus Baseball Bat or Knive

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  1. 879lexus

    879lexus Blue Belt

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    BJJ versus Baseball Bat or Knive

    I hate to think of being in a situation like this.

    BASEBALL BAT: I would think if I'm cornered by some guy with a baseball bat, I would definetly have to shorten the distance and football rush him to the ground....and make sure he can't swing that sucker from the ground

    KNIVE: OMG, i'm not sure what I would do. I wouldn't want to take him to the ground he would just stab me up.....I would have to look for a way to run or some sh&(t...
     
  2. LODD2

    LODD2 Yellow Belt

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    If I had a choice, I'd probably run away from both of them, if I had to choose one, I'd choose the bat as it is more likely not going to hurt you as much as a knife if you get in real close with the guy.
     
  3. Balto

    Balto Silver Belt

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    Apply a flying armbar technique to the bat. The bat will snap in two from the power of your technique. Then apply the same technique to your attacker's actual arm. It will have the same effect.

    Immediately seize your attacker's knife arm in a kimura. Then use the control to make him stab himself in the ribs several times. Shout out "Why are you stabbing yourself?" repeatedly while you do this in case there are any witnesses. Lethal force is very serious, so you want to have a good defense in case any cops show up.
     
  4. xcydal

    xcydal I am in here.

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    Springfield Armory ftw.

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  5. Bathwater

    Bathwater Let me clean you with my love

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    Pure win.
     
  6. El Beebo

    El Beebo Blue Belt

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    Ha! That reminds me of one of my instructors, who said you should always yell "please stop" during a fight, even if you're getting the better of the other guy, because bystanders will be more sympathetic when telling the police what happened.
     
  7. BatBoyJG

    BatBoyJG Brown Belt

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    If a dude comes up to me with a knife, I'm trying to get the hell out of there and run. One motion during he struggle, and you're wrist can be cut quite easily. I'd fancy my chances against the bat way more.
     
  8. ZuZitsu**

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    Defense to a bat attack is actually very easy. Both of his hands are on the bat and there are only two ways he can swing it (overhead or like a baseball swing) either way you just step close to him and tie up both his arms. Fighting with a bat is one of the worst weapons.

    I got jumped by 4 kids who were playing real-life Grand Theft Auto (Don't ask...I didnt believe it either but they actually told me that after the fact) and I took a bat from a kid doing this. There were 4 kids that all took a beating, I feel no joy from this bc they were 17yrs old, but fuck it I didnt make them jump me

    And a knive is just an extension of your hand. Much harder to disarm a knife, and scarier, but not all that hard once you are comfortable. If someone pulls a knive on you.....RUN! Unless you cant! I was taught to defend knife attacks and Id still run if I could!
     
  9. xcydal

    xcydal I am in here.

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    Next person that misspells 'knife' in this thread is getting pistol whipped.
     
  10. ucunc156

    ucunc156 Silver Belt

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    do you mean the word knive? your talking about knifes right?
     
  11. 879lexus

    879lexus Blue Belt

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    who practices spelling knife or knive or whatever it is...
     
  12. 879lexus

    879lexus Blue Belt

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    excuse u, i think the plural of knife is kniVes....
     
  13. Rws177die

    Rws177die Yellow Belt

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    Agreed...
     
  14. ZuZitsu**

    ZuZitsu** Purple Belt

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    "Can I, I, I, I, I, have the knife!!" - Eddie Murphy (Golden Child)

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  15. abbaZabba

    abbaZabba Yellow Belt

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    Anyone who uses a knifve, lol, in a non defensive towards another human is a pussy fucking ***got and deserves to have it turned back into their liver.
     
  16. tysnw

    tysnw Brown Belt

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    dengede dengede DENG!
    Don't~ you~ EVER~ do~ this~ again~

    now hit him with a straight right..and a straight left..BANG, BANG, BANG
     
  17. ZuZitsu**

    ZuZitsu** Purple Belt

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    Classic! In fact Im gonna go watch it now :icon_chee
     
  18. brackis1

    brackis1 Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Don't be knaive.
     
  19. xcydal

    xcydal I am in here.

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    Fucking Bas, that crazy bastard. Y'all are just lucky you don't live in a country full of Dutch people.
     
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