Bike Thief 2012

Some grown ass man stole my bike from me when I was like 10. My father and I went out looking for him. We found him coming out the other side of the park with it. My dad told me to get down so he wouldn't see me, then straight up blasted him with the car.

The guy went flying (I could see him go airborne from my ducked down position in the front passenger seat) and then my father ran down on him screaming and the dude ran off. Some ladies on a park bench laughed their asses off and said "I'da done the same thing!"

He told me to pick my fucking bike up and put in the car. My rim was a bit bent after that, but I rode that shit anyway. Fuck bike thieves.
 
Some grown ass man stole my bike from me when I was like 10. My father and I went out looking for him. We found him coming out the other side of the park with it. My dad told me to get down so he wouldn't see me, then straight up blasted him with the car.

The guy went flying (I could see him go airborne from my ducked down position in the front passenger seat) and then my father ran down on him screaming and the dude ran off. Some ladies on a park bench laughed their asses off and said "I'da done the same thing!"

He told me to pick my fucking bike up and put in the car. My rim was a bit bent after that, but I rode that shit anyway. Fuck bike thieves.

Damn. Is your dad Charles Bronson?
 
Some grown ass man stole my bike from me when I was like 10. My father and I went out looking for him. We found him coming out the other side of the park with it. My dad told me to get down so he wouldn't see me, then straight up blasted him with the car.

The guy went flying (I could see him go airborne from my ducked down position in the front passenger seat) and then my father ran down on him screaming and the dude ran off. Some ladies on a park bench laughed their asses off and said "I'da done the same thing!"

He told me to pick my fucking bike up and put in the car. My rim was a bit bent after that, but I rode that shit anyway. Fuck bike thieves.

Is your Dad this guy?

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Damn. Is your dad Charles Bronson?

Is your Dad this guy?

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Lol. Just an old school Puerto Rican with a bit of a temper. He once threw me up the stairs for back-talking.

It was funny because the guy was riding my bike all casual at this point, being he was now in his neighborhood and on his side of the park. Didn't see my pops coming.
 
If I saw somebody in broad daylight with a hacksaw brazenly cutting a lock with folks all around, I'd assume it was theirs as well. And I mean what am I gonna do "Hey man is that your bike?" and he goes "Yeah, I lost the key" - then what?

At most I'd clandestinely vid them with my phone or something.
 
I think I saw a setup like this on that news segment "What Would You Do?" When it was revealed that the bike thief was an actor, the host would ask the bystanders "why didn't you try to stop him?"

I'm like WTF? Does this host really expect these people to confront a criminal with a hacksaw in his hand?
 
Some grown ass man stole my bike from me when I was like 10. My father and I went out looking for him. We found him coming out the other side of the park with it. My dad told me to get down so he wouldn't see me, then straight up blasted him with the car.

The guy went flying (I could see him go airborne from my ducked down position in the front passenger seat) and then my father ran down on him screaming and the dude ran off. Some ladies on a park bench laughed their asses off and said "I'da done the same thing!"

He told me to pick my fucking bike up and put in the car. My rim was a bit bent after that, but I rode that shit anyway. Fuck bike thieves.

haha sounds like my dad
 
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