Biebs, the GOAT, hooked up with Adriana Lima

[zackryder]

Come on, son. Seeing as you're from Chicago, you know Jordan lost to the Celtics and the Pistons in the playoffs before winning his first chip. Just like Jordan, Biebs came back even stronger.

did u just compare jordan to bieber?!?

 

[kuromusha]

did u just compare jordan to bieber?!?

You know it. Its like watching greatness in action.

 

[zackryder]

You know it. Its like watching greatness in action.

 

[GhostZ06]

God, i dont care.

 

[Andersons Foot]

The ultimate douche.

 

[thebluerider]

So did you come out of the closet yet?

he did in his HS yearbook apparently

 

[bjjHERRERA]

says alot about her character.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

You know it. Its like watching greatness in action.

I hear Jordan wants to make some new shoes dedicated to the Bieber.

 

[Sexy]

I'm not convinced Justin Bieber isn't really just Cobie Smulders trolling us all for the past I don't know how long.

Not your best work.

 

[HAWTakayama]

I've always hated that brat but now I'd be willing to suck his dick hoping to get a little taste of Adriana Lima's vagina. No Homo.

 

[Jing]

So did you come out of the closet yet?

Just me and R. Kelly trapped in here.

 

[weed]

they scissored heal rard

 

[Michaelangelo]

It's not like her vagina is special. She let Marco Jaric up in it for years.

 

[weed]

 

[KrazyKanadian]

No, I'm not saying getting rejected is beta.

I'm saying hanging off a girl's arm all night when she has no intention of sleeping with you is beta and I hope that happened.

Why?

 

[Winston Wolf]

Well if Kimble ever planned on coming back I doubt he (?) will even find enjoyment in life now.

 

[Elmonstro1]

Props to the kid if got to any base

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

No one will ever top Scott Baio or his predecessor in poon catching, John Mayer.

Scott Baio conquests (source: http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/...ith-the-best-dating-track-record/scott-baio):
Women dated: Kristy McNichol (1978), Brooke Shields (1978-1981), Erin Moran (1981-1982), Heather Locklear (1982-1985), Melisa Gilbert (1984), Julie McCullough (1986), Nicole Eggert (1987), Nicollette Sheridan (1987-1988), Lesley Ann Warren (1989), Pamela Anderson (1990-1993), Erika Eleniak (1992), Liza Minnelli (1993), Natalie Raitano (1999), Jeanette Johnson (2000-2004), Renee Sloan (2005-present). Dates unknown: Sue Carlson, Beverly D'Angelo, Sheila Kennedy, Denise Richards

John Mayer conquests (Source: http://dailycaller.com/2013/02/21/a...-hot-women-john-mayer-has-banged-slideshow/):
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Katy Perry
Rhona Mitra
Jessica Simpson
Minka Kelly
Cameron Diaz (not impressed on this one)
Jennifer Aniston
Taylor Swift
Renee Zellweger (rumored)

 

[Slick_36]

Am I the only one who thinks she's like a 6 maybe a 7 at best? Those super model types always look more like thirteen year old boys in drag than anything.

 

[Cool Hand Luke]

^^ giggity