People like you... make me happy that I'm not American. First of all, I call bullshit, you might be Asian in body, but you write in English, are unlikely to speak your parents' tongue better than English if at all, probably have puffy features like "white, black, and whatever-other-colour" Americans due to the American diet. Other things you're likely to believe: silicon girls are pretty, you're bad at s3x with a normal size p3nis, a monotheistic deity exists and is there to help clean up the mess you leave behind, American beer tastes good, maybe creationism, and, of course, you also believe that "race" actually exists. You're also likely to not know what Homo sapiens means...
You are 100% American in mind and heart and you always will be. Perhaps, we, the non-Americans, should start treating you like a "race"...
)and spanish (do you know where that is on the map? or which continent?)
