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Best way to get revenge on a cheating GF.

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Spencikiss, Oct 27, 2003.

  1. Spencikiss

    Spencikiss Red Belt

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  2. I can't view it for some reason, but hopefully it involves a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
     
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    Lock_and_Balk Brown Belt

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    I clicked forward a little and this dude was fucking a mailbox. I then closed the file.
     
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    lairdog Brown Belt

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    If mym ex girlfriends mother looked like that I would have to find a different course of action for getting revenge.
     
  5. Machado Jiu-Jitsu

    Machado Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt

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    or stealing lines from pulp fiction.

    btw, its not a motorcycle, its a chopper
     
  6. I HAVES GIRLFRIENDS ONCE AND I FINDS HER PLAYINGS WITH PEANUT BUTTERS AND A LABRADORS AND I NOTS THINK THAT WAS FAITHFULS AND STUFFS SO I GETS MAD AND I BITES HER NECK AND YELL 'FUCK YOU'!
     
  7. The Ronin

    The Ronin Running over Armadillo's since 2003

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    Did you hit it at least, Ed?
     
  8. leebuck3

    leebuck3 Carrying Teh World Upon My Shoulders

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    I loved the mailbox thing. Fucking great DAAAAAH
     
  9. !!!

    You caught me!

    I didn't know I was trying to be subtle about it.
     
  10. I HITS HER WITH MY KNEES WHEN SHE FALLS TO GROUNDS AND I YELLS 'HOWN3D!'
     
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    Ed, be careful about giving her any ideas. You are... let us say, somewhat suseptable to the neck bite yourself.
     
  13. Spencikiss

    Spencikiss Red Belt

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    You showed that bitch proper, Ed.
     
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    Eikichi.Onizuka I'm So Icy

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    Definitely couldn't make the link work, and I'm not sure why. Anybody wanna fill a brotha in?
     
  15. Spencikiss

    Spencikiss Red Belt

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    Yeah - this girl meets her boyfriend for lunch, tells him she made a connection with his boss, and is dating him. He chugs his beer, and says that now he realizes what he needs to do - fuck her mom. He takes the mom on a date, and at the end of the movie, he's in her kitchen in a bathrobe eating breakfast.
     
  16. nolimits

    nolimits ReRun Nuthugger

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    i believe that film got two Oscars that year. Best picture and best male performance for the mailbox scene.
     
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    lairdog Brown Belt

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    Another good way to get revenge on your cheating girlfrriend is to give her the Chocolate Trout.
     
  18. IX_Equilibrium

    IX_Equilibrium Black Belt

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    That link was funny as hell. I couldn't fuck an old bitch though.
     

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