Best way to get revenge on a cheating GF.

http://wm.ifilm.na-central.speedera.net/wm.ifilm.na-central/portal/2410176_200.asf

 

I can't view it for some reason, but hopefully it involves a pair of pliers and a blow torch.

 

I clicked forward a little and this dude was fucking a mailbox. I then closed the file.

 

If mym ex girlfriends mother looked like that I would have to find a different course of action for getting revenge.

 

or stealing lines from pulp fiction.

btw, its not a motorcycle, its a chopper

 

I HAVES GIRLFRIENDS ONCE AND I FINDS HER PLAYINGS WITH PEANUT BUTTERS AND A LABRADORS AND I NOTS THINK THAT WAS FAITHFULS AND STUFFS SO I GETS MAD AND I BITES HER NECK AND YELL 'FUCK YOU'!

 

Did you hit it at least, Ed?

 

I loved the mailbox thing. Fucking great DAAAAAH

 

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You caught me!

I didn't know I was trying to be subtle about it.

 

I HITS HER WITH MY KNEES WHEN SHE FALLS TO GROUNDS AND I YELLS 'HOWN3D!'

 

I don't think I could do that with a straight face
But if you could pull it off it would be gold

 

Ed, be careful about giving her any ideas. You are... let us say, somewhat suseptable to the neck bite yourself.

 

You showed that bitch proper, Ed.

 

Definitely couldn't make the link work, and I'm not sure why. Anybody wanna fill a brotha in?

 

Yeah - this girl meets her boyfriend for lunch, tells him she made a connection with his boss, and is dating him. He chugs his beer, and says that now he realizes what he needs to do - fuck her mom. He takes the mom on a date, and at the end of the movie, he's in her kitchen in a bathrobe eating breakfast.

 

i believe that film got two Oscars that year. Best picture and best male performance for the mailbox scene.

 

Another good way to get revenge on your cheating girlfrriend is to give her the Chocolate Trout.

 

That link was funny as hell. I couldn't fuck an old bitch though.