Best quotes in UFC History.

[CBohl]

1. "They are selling you all Wolf tickets and you eating them right up".
2. "Where's Ronda Rousey's fine ass at".
3. "Where you at Georges, where you at Motherfucker".
4. "Hey pussy are you still there?"
5. "I Back, trust me I Back".
6. I am not impressed with your preformance"
7. "Yewl dew nuttin".
8. "Is normal"
9. "Do you think I'm gonna sit here and let you kill me Jon?"
10. "Don't be scared homie"
11. " I'll like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody, the double champ does what the fook he wants".
12. "Beat you into a living death".
13. "thats fucking ilegal"
14. "Im not surprised motherfuckers".
15. "I want to fuck.. I want to fight with Chuck.. Fuck Chuck."
16. "Who the fook is that guy?"
17. "Aw ya'll got carrot cakes inside up dat over daaaat SHIIIIIIIIEET Aww ya'll got... pecan pie up in this muhfucka too?? SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEET"
18. "Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass, I told him that a year ago, I pulled that sumbitch out and I beat him over the head with it. WOOOOOOOOOOO.
19. "Your playing touch-butt with that dork in the park"
20. "Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, allday."




I love this sport.

 

[JabToucher]

"If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying"

- Kenflo

 

[Klaavical]

#16 my fav

 

[Deleted member 545701]

"He said what?"

 

[mb23100]

 

[CBohl]

#16 my fav

 

[pbateman]

"Years ago we hardly had anything to eat. Now I earn more money and I see every opponent as a man that tries to put me back to that poorer period. That man has to be eliminated."

-Emelianenko, Fedor

Fedor plays for keeps

 

[cheesus]

Nobody: ....
Paul Buentello: "Don't fear me"

 

[Qwerty1]

4. "Hey pussy are you still there?"

This one kills me every time lol. I know its nothing super clever but just the way Jon said it and how fake he seems to be. Wish this Jon would come out more often.

 

[Sweater of AV]

"I only want to be known as the best ever. Is that too much to ask?"

 

[RoosterHucklebuck]

 

[rockylion]

Dont fear me.........
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[Magnum1978]

Just let me bang bro!

 

[BonesWinckleJones]

EVERYBODY ON STEROIDS

 

[elwani]

"waaaaaaaah waaaaaaaah hahahaha" -BJ

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

"It was a cut"

 

[RoosterHucklebuck]

"Let's beat em off"

 

[Talon81]

Send me location
My balls was hot

 

[Magnum1978]

Do you wanna be a fucking fighter?!

 

[The Legendary Scarface]

"I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, I'm from their clothe, there's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious, I want your heart, I wanna eat his children"
- Mike Tyson



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