Best quotes in UFC History.

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  1. CBohl

    CBohl Purple Belt

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    1. "They are selling you all Wolf tickets and you eating them right up".
    2. "Where's Ronda Rousey's fine ass at".
    3. "Where you at Georges, where you at Motherfucker".
    4. "Hey pussy are you still there?"
    5. "I Back, trust me I Back".
    6. I am not impressed with your preformance"
    7. "Yewl dew nuttin".
    8. "Is normal"
    9. "Do you think I'm gonna sit here and let you kill me Jon?"
    10. "Don't be scared homie"
    11. " I'll like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody, the double champ does what the fook he wants".
    12. "Beat you into a living death".
    13. "thats fucking ilegal"
    14. "Im not surprised motherfuckers".
    15. "I want to fuck.. I want to fight with Chuck.. Fuck Chuck."
    16. "Who the fook is that guy?"
    17. "Aw ya'll got carrot cakes inside up dat over daaaat SHIIIIIIIIEET Aww ya'll got... pecan pie up in this muhfucka too?? SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEET"
    18. "Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass, I told him that a year ago, I pulled that sumbitch out and I beat him over the head with it. WOOOOOOOOOOO.
    19. "Your playing touch-butt with that dork in the park"
    20. "Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, allday."




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  2. JabToucher

    JabToucher I don't put anyone on ignore!

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    "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying"

    - Kenflo
     
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    Klaavical Brown Belt

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    <FookIsThatGuy> #16 my fav
     
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  4. Tomas

    Tomas Brown Belt

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    "He said what?"

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    mb23100 Gold Belt

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  6. CBohl

    CBohl Purple Belt

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  7. pbateman

    pbateman Purple Belt

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    "Years ago we hardly had anything to eat. Now I earn more money and I see every opponent as a man that tries to put me back to that poorer period. That man has to be eliminated."

    -Emelianenko, Fedor

    Fedor plays for keeps
     
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  8. cheesus

    cheesus Silver Belt

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    Nobody: ....
    Paul Buentello: "Don't fear me"
     
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    Qwerty1 Purple Belt

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    This one kills me every time lol. I know its nothing super clever but just the way Jon said it and how fake he seems to be. Wish this Jon would come out more often.
     
  10. Sweater of AV

    Sweater of AV Black Belt

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    "I only want to be known as the best ever. Is that too much to ask?"
     
  11. RoosterHucklebuck

    RoosterHucklebuck Purple Belt

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  12. rockylion

    rockylion THINK ABOUT THAT WITH CRITICAL THINKING

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    Dont fear me.........
    ..........
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  13. Magnum1978

    Magnum1978 Silver Belt

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    Just let me bang bro!
     
  14. BonesWinckleJones

    BonesWinckleJones Blue Belt

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    EVERYBODY ON STEROIDS
     
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  15. elwani

    elwani Instigate. Dominate. Annihilate.

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    "waaaaaaaah waaaaaaaah hahahaha" -BJ
     
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    WaylonMercy5150 Silver Belt

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  17. RoosterHucklebuck

    RoosterHucklebuck Purple Belt

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    "Let's beat em off"

     
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  18. Talon81

    Talon81 Brown Belt

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    Send me location
    My balls was hot
     
  19. Magnum1978

    Magnum1978 Silver Belt

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    Do you wanna be a fucking fighter?!

     
  20. The Legendary Scarface

    The Legendary Scarface بسملة‎

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    "I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, I'm from their clothe, there's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious, I want your heart, I wanna eat his children"
    - Mike Tyson



    Oh wait.
     
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