Kid Chocolate
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"In a soldier
"In a soldier
A lesson to the weak
Something a fly ***** speaks
[Verse 1]
It's a depraved devil's heart system that got us all laid down
Make us content to play around and let god seers get clowned
I guess you really can lead a ***** to the well and make him drink it
And ask "what the fuck am I thinking?" turned on by shiny trinkets
To let dope get our hopes up, let money be our 'So What?'
Use god to make our dough up
Turn girls to hoes in runway fashion shows and
Use guns to write our poems and be jealous, brag and boast
And let the least control the most
Look, I'm a product and a victim, to perpetuate the sickness
Lose everything I love because some bitch wanted to kick it
My car, my house, my jewels, my clothes, my drugs, that flesh it tempt me
My star burnt out, I lose my soul, my love has left I'm empty
What I'mma do? What I'mma say? Where I'mma go? Where I'mma lay?
I ordered too much food and wine, the bill is here it's time to pay
All is lost and tossed away, and I know just who to blame
Where you at B? Say my name, cause everything's about to change
Find out who you are and see it
Find out what you are and free it
Find out who you love and need it
Find out what you can and be it
That's what's up, that's what's up x4
Find out who you love and be it
Find out what you can and free it
Find out what you love and need it
Find out who you are and see it
That's what's up, that's what's up x4
Kool G Rap - Hey Mister Mister
"I snatched her by her hand, bashed her face up in the mirror
I threw her down on the ground and then her skirt revealed her panties
Now a ***** is ready to shove his dick up in her fanny
I hit the bitch like one more time and then I just said fuck it
Pulled my zipper down, whipped out my dick and made her suck it
I'm rammin my dick inside of her mouth and tryin to make her choke
Then I grabbed the back of her head and shot come down her throat
I beat her and I dissed the bitch for tryin to steal my cash
So yo don't interrupt me when I'm whoopin on my bitch ass!"
For the ladies, one hundred and ninety-five pounds of beef
*****y eyes, curly hair, and gold teeth
Swinging with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leaving floods of blood on your mattress
I'll leave you holding your swollen backside and rolling
Filling all three holes just like bowling
Don't ask me what the price is
But it's more than your battery-operated devices
And I come fully equipped
With a temperature adjustment to heat up the tip
For demonstrations, watch me slam her
You'll notice the sound of steady pounding
Like a jackhammer once on it, you can't cop out
I'm pounding you down until your eyeballs pop out
I'm not your ordinary playa
Because you'll leave in a wheelchair, dear, after I lay ya
Get a grip on your headboard and hold on to it
Or get sent right through it
Bite your nipples when I lick 'em
Not gentle when I stick 'em, huh
I'll leave 'em lookin' like a rape victim
Any girl who steps to it
Ends up getting their stomach pumped like Rod Stewart
I do a damn good job
That's why -
Chicks are on my dick like a human shish kebab
Only nineteen and over permitted
No matter how much young girls want to be with it
You ain't ready for the bed
You still got a pussy like Isaac Hayes' head
Come back in five years
When you grow some hairs and when ya started drinking beers
I'm hitting hookers by the dozen
Making you wetter cause I fuck better than your husband
Giving your girl back spasms
Cause G Rap has 'em - orgasm after orgasm
Change the sheets? You must be kidding
You got to change the whole box spring, I ain't bullshitting
You get hit with hysteria
Cause I'm a bury a big one inside your private area
All hell is in your tush
When Kool G. Rap push pushes inside the bush
Another homegirl flinches
But I got inches for all you little wenches
The letter G is better when it comes to letter X
And I'm a talk like sex
Rated XXX
[Chorus]
"Can't ya diggit, Honey?"
"Rated XXX"
[Verse 2]
Some say that I'm nasty plus
Hookers are mad because they can't outlast me
Girl, you ain't too small
Cause I turn your grip to one size fits all
So if you're still confused when I'm screwing
Let me explain to you exactly what I'm doing
Exploring your body like a biologist
Inventing new ways just like a scientist
Tagging my name on your buns just like a printist
While I'm hurting your ass just like a dentist
You're so wild, I feel like I'm a zoologist
Stretching your shit more than a gynecologist
I'm a twist your ass to death, miss
And when you piss, you'll see more stars than an astrologist
G Rap is hot-blooded, freaking horny
Far from corny, come and jump on me
I'm not small at all, I won't break down or stall
I drive your ass up the wall
Nuts and everything are well in shape
Only thing missin' on my dick is a cape
Let's get together, honey, you never know what's next
And I'm a talk like sex
Rated XXX
[Chorus]
"Can't ya diggit, Honey?"
"Rated XXX"
[Verse 3]
Big girls try to squash me
But I think with my dick, honey, so come and brainwash me
Hit the sack cause I ain't joking
Cause when I start pumping shit up, I leave it smoking
So you better hold on tight all right
Cause my dick is a brown stick of dynamite
I stick a chick and it kills her
I'm probably related to Long Dong Silver
But it gets gooder and gooder
Every time I grab a hooker and I put her on my frankfurter
Kiss your breasts to your navel and then I skip
Cause the only thing I'm licking is your ass with a whip
And it's a real freaky scene
I'm hitting girls with their heads in a guillotine
Why, certainly I'm squirting
I bust a nut and get up and wipe my dick on your curtain
Pushing your head to the pillow
And giving more pleasure than a double-headed dildo
A big ass gets me hardened
But I fuck bitches with titties like Dolly Parton
Time or place doesn't matter to me, sweety
I'll fuck you on the "A" train while I write graffiti
In a restaurant, taking you straight to heaven
In a cab or the back of 7-11
Whether you're white and the music you like is rock
You can come and get some hip-hop ****
Consider this dick on your clitoris but never try to flex
Cause I'mma talk like sex
[Outro]
"Talks like sex"
Hipsters are a group of people obsessed with what they perceive to be nonconformity. While there are many different flavors of hipster, they all are alike in their celebration of irony and desire for individuality. Like all "counterculture" followers, hipsters hilariously fail to realize that their attempts to fight the system only bring them closer to the conformity that they claim to reject. IRL, hipsters are easily identified by their either outlandishly colorful or ironically unfashionable clothing, their fake glasses, and their choice of Djarum Black, Pall Mall, or American Spirit cigarettes. They tend to pool around indie music venues, independent coffee shops, consignment shops, local record stores, and off-beat dive bars, which usually double as indie music venues.
Online, hipsters can be found on Tumblr, where they re-blog indie art and artistic quotes, and Flickr, where they proudly display their black and white photos of flower petals, city streets, and everyday objects like lawn furniture. Photos get extra points for being out-of-focus and having unintentional motion blur. They can also be found on Last FM, where they operate under the assumption that people care about their music tastes. On Facebook, they clutter others' newsfeeds with awful song lyrics and "artsy" pictures from their latest hipster gatherings.
Lately, this subculture has been garnering a lot of hate from the internet at large, particularly upon Reddit. Like the emos of yesteryear, hipsters have come under attack by basement-dwellers and I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel Air I pulled up to a house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabby, "Yo holmes, smell you later"Looked at my kingdom, I was finally thereTo settle my throne as the prince of Bel Air
Have you posted this in the wrong thread or is this aimed at me?
Have you posted this in the wrong thread or is this aimed at me?
You really are a 2012 join date, huh?
"Do you know how it feels to be lonesome
When there's just no one left that really cares
Did you ever try to smile at some people
And all they ever seem to do is stare"
Do You Know How It Feels To Be Lonesome? - Gram Parsons
That's some real heartache right there.
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
And hypotheses can't define how I be droppin' these
Mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
U-God
Wu Tang Clan- Triumph