Best feeling other than the secks?

[THE Red Beard]

Taking a dump at work is much better - same sensations, but you get paid for it.

I sneeze with such tremendous power that it's not pleasurable anymore.

Pissing after you had to hold it really long is pleasurable. Fine soft sand under your feet feels great too.

You nailed the sand one...shit that does feel really good.

 

[Alphaboy]

Happy Chanukah Sherdoggers! I'm at work today and figured I'd start a fun chat about what is the best physical feeling other than making the secks. I have one that I think will be impossible to beat. The best feeling IMHO is sneezing. Dudes and dudettes, when Old Red has a sneeze on deck, I buckle up becuase it is a PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-TAAAAAAAAAAAY!

What is your picks for best feeling other than the secks? Also, don't say mouth secks, butt secks, or any other form of the secks.

A sneeze is a pleasurable physical feeling sometimes.

When I'm sick and it just doesn't stop it sucks... it just gets you tired. Or a really hard one that feels like my entire nasal cavity could've broke.

Scratching an itch has gotta be up there too.

 

[THE Red Beard]

A sneeze is a pleasurable physical feeling sometimes.

When I'm sick and it just doesn't stop it sucks... it just gets you tired. Or a really hard one that feels like my entire nasal cavity could've broke.

Scratching an itch has gotta be up there too.

That is an important distinction, but rattling off three sneezes or more in a row is euphoric to me.

 

[Kona Bear]

Crack... Easily.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Squat PR

 

[Bob Gray]

Honestly, the dump thing is up there. Except the best is when you have to hold it in for whatever reason, and then when it feels like you can't quench anymore you let it out.

To this day I remember the best dump I ever took. My brother, me and two friends were playing a game at one of their houses. When we leave, literally the MOMENT the door was shut I felt like I had to take a dump. But I didn't wanna knock on my friends door to ask him to come in and take a shit. So I just rolled with it.

It was about a 30-40minute drive back to my brothers place and things ramped up FAST. Literally moments after leaving I'm like "am I gonna make it?".

This was really late at night and in the boonies of town, so it wasn't like I could just pull over to a quick stop or something.

So a few minutes in I tell my brother "Dude, I really have to shit". Being my bro, didn't even hesitate to start speeding home. My ass is clenching, waving my knees/legs and gripping the handle above the passenger side window with all my strength, I'm just hanging in for dear life.

3 times I came to that point when you're holding it in where you relax and it feels ok, and you think "ok, it passed". Then two minutes later it's like "HAHA, FUCKER, IM BACK WITH FRIENDS NOW!", And the feeling is just worsened.

I'm literally clenching my teeth and swearing in the passenger seat, feeling like any moment an involuntary fecal torpedo will jettison out if my anus.

5 minutes away and I'm twitching with effort. My bro says "get your key out" (I had a spare to his place). He says "I'm just dropping you off" and he speeds into his parking lot and I kick open the car door and penguin walk to his front door.

Now it's that point where it feels like your ass KNOWS it's near a toilet and just randomly loosens up against the wishes of every fiber of your being. I don't even shut the front door and just waddle-walk to the bathroom with my teeth clenched hard enough to actually hurt.

In the bathroom I have maybe seconds to get my ass on the throne. My belt buckle feels like the world's most intricate puzzle. I say "fuck it" and stick my thumbs into my waist band and just pull down with all my might and attempt to plant my ass on the toilet seat. I realize I'm beginning to shit in mid air for a fraction of a second, but I bullseye the landing.

The resulting calamity is nothing short of one of the absolute best sensations I've ever felt in my life, sex included. It was as loud as it was cathartic. I held my knees and simply groaned in orgasmic delight. Words can't do justice to how amazing it felt.

There have been times in my life I've actually thought of recreating the feeling. Could it be done? Could I purposefully push myself to that limit again only to feel the sweet bliss of relief? I've literally thought about trying it because the actually relief was so pleasurable. The only thing I can compare it to is jumping into ice cold water and then immediately getting into a hot tub, but only magnified exponentially.

Maybe someday...

 

[Omegaboy13]

When a q-tip hits that spot.

 

[Tone C]

Honestly, the dump thing is up there. Except the best is when you have to hold it in for whatever reason, and then when it feels like you can't quench anymore you let it out.

To this day I remember the best dump I ever took. My brother, me and two for friends were playing a game at one of their houses. When we leave, literally the MOMENT the door was shut I felt like I had to take a dump. But I didn't wanna knock on my friends door to ask him to come in and take a shit. So I just rolled with it.

It was about a 30-40minute drive back to my brothers place and things ramped up FAST. Literally moments after leaving I'm like "am I gonna make it?".

This was really late at night and in the boonies of town, so it wasn't like I could just pull over to a quick stop or something.

So a few minutes in I tell my brother "Dude, I really have to shit". Being my bro, didn't even hesitate to start speeding home. My ass is clenching, waving my knees/legs and gripping the handle above the passenger side window with all my strength, in just hanging in for dear life.

3 times I came to that point when you're holding it in where you relax and it feels ok, and you think "ok, it passed". Then two minutes later it's like "HAHA, FUCKER, IM BACK WITH FRIENDS NOW!", And the feeling is just worse now.

I'm literally clenching my teeth and swearing in the passenger seat, feeling like any moment an involuntary fecal torpedo will jettison out if my anus.

5 minutes away and I'm twitching with effort. My bro says "get your key out" (I had a spare to his place). He says "in just dropping you off" and he speeds into his parking lot and I kick open the car door and penguin walk to his front door.

Now it's that point where it feels like your ass KNOWS it's near a toilet and just randomly loosens up against the wishes of every fiber of you're being. I don't even shut the front door and just waddle-walk to the bathroom with my teeth clenched hard enough to actually hurt.

In the bathroom I have maybe seconds to get my ass on the throne. My belt buckle feels like the world's most intricate puzzle. I say "fuck it" and stick my thumbs into my waist band and just pull down with all my might and attempt to plant my ass on the toilet seat. I realize I'm beginning to shit in mid air for a fraction of a second, but I bullseye the landing.

The resulting calamity is nothing short of one of the absolute best sensations I've ever felt in my life, sex included. It was as loud as it was cathartic. I held my knees and simply grounded in orgasmic delight. Words can't do justice to how amazing it felt.

There have been times in my life I've actually thought of recreating the feeling. Could it be done? Could I purposefully push myself to that limit again only to feel the sweet bliss of relief? I've literally thought about trying it because the actually relief was so pleasurable. The only thing I can compare it to is jumping into ice cold water and then immediately getting into a hot tub, but only magnified exponentially.

Maybe someday...

*Applauds.*

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Taking a dump on a day off

Taking a dump on the company dime.

 

[fingercuffs]

Honestly, the dump thing is up there. Except the best is when you have to hold it in for whatever reason, and then when it feels like you can't quench anymore you let it out.

To this day I remember the best dump I ever took. My brother, me and two friends were playing a game at one of their houses. When we leave, literally the MOMENT the door was shut I felt like I had to take a dump. But I didn't wanna knock on my friends door to ask him to come in and take a shit. So I just rolled with it.

It was about a 30-40minute drive back to my brothers place and things ramped up FAST. Literally moments after leaving I'm like "am I gonna make it?".

This was really late at night and in the boonies of town, so it wasn't like I could just pull over to a quick stop or something.

So a few minutes in I tell my brother "Dude, I really have to shit". Being my bro, didn't even hesitate to start speeding home. My ass is clenching, waving my knees/legs and gripping the handle above the passenger side window with all my strength, I'm just hanging in for dear life.

3 times I came to that point when you're holding it in where you relax and it feels ok, and you think "ok, it passed". Then two minutes later it's like "HAHA, FUCKER, IM BACK WITH FRIENDS NOW!", And the feeling is just worsened.

I'm literally clenching my teeth and swearing in the passenger seat, feeling like any moment an involuntary fecal torpedo will jettison out if my anus.

5 minutes away and I'm twitching with effort. My bro says "get your key out" (I had a spare to his place). He says "I'm just dropping you off" and he speeds into his parking lot and I kick open the car door and penguin walk to his front door.

Now it's that point where it feels like your ass KNOWS it's near a toilet and just randomly loosens up against the wishes of every fiber of your being. I don't even shut the front door and just waddle-walk to the bathroom with my teeth clenched hard enough to actually hurt.

In the bathroom I have maybe seconds to get my ass on the throne. My belt buckle feels like the world's most intricate puzzle. I say "fuck it" and stick my thumbs into my waist band and just pull down with all my might and attempt to plant my ass on the toilet seat. I realize I'm beginning to shit in mid air for a fraction of a second, but I bullseye the landing.

The resulting calamity is nothing short of one of the absolute best sensations I've ever felt in my life, sex included. It was as loud as it was cathartic. I held my knees and simply groaned in orgasmic delight. Words can't do justice to how amazing it felt.

There have been times in my life I've actually thought of recreating the feeling. Could it be done? Could I purposefully push myself to that limit again only to feel the sweet bliss of relief? I've literally thought about trying it because the actually relief was so pleasurable. The only thing I can compare it to is jumping into ice cold water and then immediately getting into a hot tub, but only magnified exponentially.

Maybe someday...

Hahahahaha! Post of the week.
I went up to San Francisco to see a friend, she asks what I would like to eat and we found a hole in the wall ramen joint. I asked for mine to be hot, then regretted it, but ordered a Sapporo which calmed it down. Went back to hers for a chinwag, did some sightseeing, said goodbye and I left before rush hour. Had 20 minutes or so of traffic where I could feel it building up, but when it really hit me was the last traffic lights a minute before home and these lights take an age. I had to text my other half to open the gate for me in advance so I could ditch the car and run inside with the ignition still running.

I made it, but only just.

 

[Takes_Two_To_Tango]

When they knock you out with anaesthesia, right before you go out. That high is incredible. Also crack cocaine. First time I ever did it, I felt like I was flying. Don't do that anymore though, just regular cocaine every 3 months or so.

 

[Brutus.......]

Honestly, the dump thing is up there. Except the best is when you have to hold it in for whatever reason, and then when it feels like you can't quench anymore you let it out.

To this day I remember the best dump I ever took. My brother, me and two friends were playing a game at one of their houses. When we leave, literally the MOMENT the door was shut I felt like I had to take a dump. But I didn't wanna knock on my friends door to ask him to come in and take a shit. So I just rolled with it.

It was about a 30-40minute drive back to my brothers place and things ramped up FAST. Literally moments after leaving I'm like "am I gonna make it?".

This was really late at night and in the boonies of town, so it wasn't like I could just pull over to a quick stop or something.

So a few minutes in I tell my brother "Dude, I really have to shit". Being my bro, didn't even hesitate to start speeding home. My ass is clenching, waving my knees/legs and gripping the handle above the passenger side window with all my strength, I'm just hanging in for dear life.

3 times I came to that point when you're holding it in where you relax and it feels ok, and you think "ok, it passed". Then two minutes later it's like "HAHA, FUCKER, IM BACK WITH FRIENDS NOW!", And the feeling is just worsened.

I'm literally clenching my teeth and swearing in the passenger seat, feeling like any moment an involuntary fecal torpedo will jettison out if my anus.

5 minutes away and I'm twitching with effort. My bro says "get your key out" (I had a spare to his place). He says "I'm just dropping you off" and he speeds into his parking lot and I kick open the car door and penguin walk to his front door.

Now it's that point where it feels like your ass KNOWS it's near a toilet and just randomly loosens up against the wishes of every fiber of your being. I don't even shut the front door and just waddle-walk to the bathroom with my teeth clenched hard enough to actually hurt.

In the bathroom I have maybe seconds to get my ass on the throne. My belt buckle feels like the world's most intricate puzzle. I say "fuck it" and stick my thumbs into my waist band and just pull down with all my might and attempt to plant my ass on the toilet seat. I realize I'm beginning to shit in mid air for a fraction of a second, but I bullseye the landing.

The resulting calamity is nothing short of one of the absolute best sensations I've ever felt in my life, sex included. It was as loud as it was cathartic. I held my knees and simply groaned in orgasmic delight. Words can't do justice to how amazing it felt.

There have been times in my life I've actually thought of recreating the feeling. Could it be done? Could I purposefully push myself to that limit again only to feel the sweet bliss of relief? I've literally thought about trying it because the actually relief was so pleasurable. The only thing I can compare it to is jumping into ice cold water and then immediately getting into a hot tub, but only magnified exponentially.

Maybe someday...

That’s Pulitzer-worthy.

bravo!

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Happy Chanukah Sherdoggers! I'm at work today and figured I'd start a fun chat about what is the best physical feeling other than making the secks. I have one that I think will be impossible to beat. The best feeling IMHO is sneezing. Dudes and dudettes, when Old Red has a sneeze on deck, I buckle up becuase it is a PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-TAAAAAAAAAAAY!

What is your picks for best feeling other than the secks? Also, don't say mouth secks, butt secks, or any other form of the secks.

Dominating someone in sparring is pretty awesome.

 

[Bathwater]

Shoulder reduction after a dislocation. It’s like half an orgasm.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Honestly, the dump thing is up there. Except the best is when you have to hold it in for whatever reason, and then when it feels like you can't quench anymore you let it out.

To this day I remember the best dump I ever took. My brother, me and two friends were playing a game at one of their houses. When we leave, literally the MOMENT the door was shut I felt like I had to take a dump. But I didn't wanna knock on my friends door to ask him to come in and take a shit. So I just rolled with it.

It was about a 30-40minute drive back to my brothers place and things ramped up FAST. Literally moments after leaving I'm like "am I gonna make it?".

This was really late at night and in the boonies of town, so it wasn't like I could just pull over to a quick stop or something.

So a few minutes in I tell my brother "Dude, I really have to shit". Being my bro, didn't even hesitate to start speeding home. My ass is clenching, waving my knees/legs and gripping the handle above the passenger side window with all my strength, I'm just hanging in for dear life.

3 times I came to that point when you're holding it in where you relax and it feels ok, and you think "ok, it passed". Then two minutes later it's like "HAHA, FUCKER, IM BACK WITH FRIENDS NOW!", And the feeling is just worsened.

I'm literally clenching my teeth and swearing in the passenger seat, feeling like any moment an involuntary fecal torpedo will jettison out if my anus.

5 minutes away and I'm twitching with effort. My bro says "get your key out" (I had a spare to his place). He says "I'm just dropping you off" and he speeds into his parking lot and I kick open the car door and penguin walk to his front door.

Now it's that point where it feels like your ass KNOWS it's near a toilet and just randomly loosens up against the wishes of every fiber of your being. I don't even shut the front door and just waddle-walk to the bathroom with my teeth clenched hard enough to actually hurt.

In the bathroom I have maybe seconds to get my ass on the throne. My belt buckle feels like the world's most intricate puzzle. I say "fuck it" and stick my thumbs into my waist band and just pull down with all my might and attempt to plant my ass on the toilet seat. I realize I'm beginning to shit in mid air for a fraction of a second, but I bullseye the landing.

The resulting calamity is nothing short of one of the absolute best sensations I've ever felt in my life, sex included. It was as loud as it was cathartic. I held my knees and simply groaned in orgasmic delight. Words can't do justice to how amazing it felt.

There have been times in my life I've actually thought of recreating the feeling. Could it be done? Could I purposefully push myself to that limit again only to feel the sweet bliss of relief? I've literally thought about trying it because the actually relief was so pleasurable. The only thing I can compare it to is jumping into ice cold water and then immediately getting into a hot tub, but only magnified exponentially.

Maybe someday...

Top 5 post I've ever read off here...

You're right. My whole thread and perspective has changed. I've been in this exact state of mind and you are right. Close the thread. CLOSE THE GODDAMN THREAD!

 

[raty tat tat]

Sex.

















Even though I haven't had it in a long time.

 

[Tentacle Grape]

the post nut cuddle...

driving really fast

fighting

writing

Taking a dump on a day off

taking a dump on a bum

Tough to beat hugs from the kids. That basically beats everything g for me.

please tell me you are a mall santa

 

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Honestly, the dump thing is up there. Except the best is when you have to hold it in for whatever reason, and then when it feels like you can't quench anymore you let it out.

To this day I remember the best dump I ever took. My brother, me and two friends were playing a game at one of their houses. When we leave, literally the MOMENT the door was shut I felt like I had to take a dump. But I didn't wanna knock on my friends door to ask him to come in and take a shit. So I just rolled with it.

It was about a 30-40minute drive back to my brothers place and things ramped up FAST. Literally moments after leaving I'm like "am I gonna make it?".

This was really late at night and in the boonies of town, so it wasn't like I could just pull over to a quick stop or something.

So a few minutes in I tell my brother "Dude, I really have to shit". Being my bro, didn't even hesitate to start speeding home. My ass is clenching, waving my knees/legs and gripping the handle above the passenger side window with all my strength, I'm just hanging in for dear life.

3 times I came to that point when you're holding it in where you relax and it feels ok, and you think "ok, it passed". Then two minutes later it's like "HAHA, FUCKER, IM BACK WITH FRIENDS NOW!", And the feeling is just worsened.

I'm literally clenching my teeth and swearing in the passenger seat, feeling like any moment an involuntary fecal torpedo will jettison out if my anus.

5 minutes away and I'm twitching with effort. My bro says "get your key out" (I had a spare to his place). He says "I'm just dropping you off" and he speeds into his parking lot and I kick open the car door and penguin walk to his front door.

Now it's that point where it feels like your ass KNOWS it's near a toilet and just randomly loosens up against the wishes of every fiber of your being. I don't even shut the front door and just waddle-walk to the bathroom with my teeth clenched hard enough to actually hurt.

In the bathroom I have maybe seconds to get my ass on the throne. My belt buckle feels like the world's most intricate puzzle. I say "fuck it" and stick my thumbs into my waist band and just pull down with all my might and attempt to plant my ass on the toilet seat. I realize I'm beginning to shit in mid air for a fraction of a second, but I bullseye the landing.

The resulting calamity is nothing short of one of the absolute best sensations I've ever felt in my life, sex included. It was as loud as it was cathartic. I held my knees and simply groaned in orgasmic delight. Words can't do justice to how amazing it felt.

There have been times in my life I've actually thought of recreating the feeling. Could it be done? Could I purposefully push myself to that limit again only to feel the sweet bliss of relief? I've literally thought about trying it because the actually relief was so pleasurable. The only thing I can compare it to is jumping into ice cold water and then immediately getting into a hot tub, but only magnified exponentially.

Maybe someday...

That was beautiful.

 

[Contempt]

Honestly, the dump thing is up there. Except the best is when you have to hold it in for whatever reason, and then when it feels like you can't quench anymore you let it out.

To this day I remember the best dump I ever took. My brother, me and two friends were playing a game at one of their houses. When we leave, literally the MOMENT the door was shut I felt like I had to take a dump. But I didn't wanna knock on my friends door to ask him to come in and take a shit. So I just rolled with it.

It was about a 30-40minute drive back to my brothers place and things ramped up FAST. Literally moments after leaving I'm like "am I gonna make it?".

This was really late at night and in the boonies of town, so it wasn't like I could just pull over to a quick stop or something.

So a few minutes in I tell my brother "Dude, I really have to shit". Being my bro, didn't even hesitate to start speeding home. My ass is clenching, waving my knees/legs and gripping the handle above the passenger side window with all my strength, I'm just hanging in for dear life.

3 times I came to that point when you're holding it in where you relax and it feels ok, and you think "ok, it passed". Then two minutes later it's like "HAHA, FUCKER, IM BACK WITH FRIENDS NOW!", And the feeling is just worsened.

I'm literally clenching my teeth and swearing in the passenger seat, feeling like any moment an involuntary fecal torpedo will jettison out if my anus.

5 minutes away and I'm twitching with effort. My bro says "get your key out" (I had a spare to his place). He says "I'm just dropping you off" and he speeds into his parking lot and I kick open the car door and penguin walk to his front door.

Now it's that point where it feels like your ass KNOWS it's near a toilet and just randomly loosens up against the wishes of every fiber of your being. I don't even shut the front door and just waddle-walk to the bathroom with my teeth clenched hard enough to actually hurt.

In the bathroom I have maybe seconds to get my ass on the throne. My belt buckle feels like the world's most intricate puzzle. I say "fuck it" and stick my thumbs into my waist band and just pull down with all my might and attempt to plant my ass on the toilet seat. I realize I'm beginning to shit in mid air for a fraction of a second, but I bullseye the landing.

The resulting calamity is nothing short of one of the absolute best sensations I've ever felt in my life, sex included. It was as loud as it was cathartic. I held my knees and simply groaned in orgasmic delight. Words can't do justice to how amazing it felt.

There have been times in my life I've actually thought of recreating the feeling. Could it be done? Could I purposefully push myself to that limit again only to feel the sweet bliss of relief? I've literally thought about trying it because the actually relief was so pleasurable. The only thing I can compare it to is jumping into ice cold water and then immediately getting into a hot tub, but only magnified exponentially.

Maybe someday...

Holy shit LOL that was epic.

Glad to hear the story had a happy ending and not one that required extensive dry cleaning.

 

[Phlog]

Getting into a really good bed. The better the bed the longer that feeling lasts.

Hug from kids.

Team sport win/shit going right.

Hitting someone causing someone to question their life choices.