Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by TalibaN, Jan 17, 2020.
For me Tito and Conor are good examples.
- Cracked Skull & Baloon Foot
"I was poisoned"
Remember when Tony dropped out because he couldn’t find a babysitter for his turtles
Ate venison instead of chicken (Hendricks)
The Pettis time excuse
"If I fought him at 5pm I would've won"
Khalabibi - Tiramisu
But he didn't eat the fries.
Only bums who did not training hard have excuses
Nick Diaz- bad oxygen taken in on airplane, gsp had spies in my camp
SHANE CARWIN - lactic acidosis
my fav ever
he was medically gassed.
id lean towards crazy.. but an excuse that came from crazy is still an excuse lol.
"I just got caught."
“I took a pill for my broken dick
and now I can’t stop pulsing”
Sea level is my favorite.
Derrick, why'd you take your pants off? "My balls was hot".
I like the excuses for trt and dick pills. Basically selling your manhood.
It was like that one South Park episode were the scam artists (Pokemon parody people or something like that?) claimed their dicks were so small compared to other people that they should get away with everything.
- Balloon foot
- Drinking during camp and fight week
- Not focused
- The bus incident was the real fight
- Did not listen to myself
- Respected his grappling too much
- Grappling is not real fighting
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