best excuses in ufc history

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For me Tito and Conor are good examples.

- Cracked Skull & Baloon Foot <36>
 
"I was poisoned"
 
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Remember when Tony dropped out because he couldn’t find a babysitter for his turtles
 
Ate venison instead of chicken (Hendricks)
 
The Pettis time excuse

"If I fought him at 5pm I would've won"
 
Only bums who did not training hard have excuses
 
SHANE CARWIN - lactic acidosis
my fav ever
he was medically gassed.
 
“I took a pill for my broken dick
and now I can’t stop pulsing”
 
Derrick, why'd you take your pants off? "My balls was hot".
 
I like the excuses for trt and dick pills. Basically selling your manhood.
It was like that one South Park episode were the scam artists (Pokemon parody people or something like that?) claimed their dicks were so small compared to other people that they should get away with everything.
 
- Balloon foot
- Drinking during camp and fight week
- Not focused
- The bus incident was the real fight
- Did not listen to myself
- Respected his grappling too much
- Grappling is not real fighting
 
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