Best and funniest quotes from TUF series?

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  1. The Natural Born Runner

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    A bit of a random topic, but @Yashabo just made reference to something which made me think that this might bring some golden oldies to the party. TUF has had some hilarious moments over the years.

    Some of my personal favorites:

    Yeaaahhh, there you gooo! Ya picking him apaaarrrttt! - Matt Serra

    Fuck you, no fuck you, I'll titty-fuck you. - Rampage Jackson

    Where's your son? - Tony Ferguson

    Please share and let's make this thread hilarious.
     
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    sirmorbach These violent delights have violent ends

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    That was actually a scumbag move.
     
  3. TCE

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    "Let me bang, bro."
     
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    I used to ..... wait what?
     
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    You cannot decide for TS. If he wants to be a scumbag, it's his choice of life.
     
  7. The Natural Born Runner

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    Beyond scumbag move, but a legendary quote all the same.
     
  8. Yashabo

    Yashabo "I rove you my bitches" - Teruto Ishihara 2016

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    "LET ME FUCKING BANG MAN" - Julian Lane

    "I didn't pee on his bed,it was more of a spritz" - Chris Leben

    Every exchange between Tito and Ken Shamrock on their season was hilarious

    "HANGING WIT DE BOIIIIIZ" - Cody Garbrandt

    Will post more when/if I can remember some on the spot lol
     
  9. The Natural Born Runner

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    How did I miss this!?
     
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  10. AimedWithV

    AimedWithV Wound in the Force

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    What's legendary in it?
     
  11. sirmorbach

    sirmorbach These violent delights have violent ends

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    "Nice and playful, Artem, be playful in there. Hands out wide! Atta-boy! Be a little bit more flowy out there. Atta-boy, Artem!"

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    you can be a legendary scumbag
     
  13. The Natural Born Runner

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    Legendary savage levels.

    Like, who would ever imagine the Tony we have now being a drunken idiot who is essentially trying to bully some random dude who is being super cool with him?

    Tony is weird, no doubt, but that was a crazy thing to witness. Completely uncalled for.
     
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    I can't let you get close - Undefeated and undisputed
     
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  16. The Natural Born Runner

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    Dominick Cruz and Uriah Faber's entire series was laughable.
     
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  17. Yashabo

    Yashabo "I rove you my bitches" - Teruto Ishihara 2016

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    Oh yeah that Dave Kaplan guy that wanted a guy to hit him while drunk, he gets absolutely slept and then in the interviews he was all like "no I wasn't knocked out"

    That black guy that kicked in War Machines door and screaming "Why'd you shit in our toilet dawg?"

    Brandão thretaning to murder Brimage was pretty scary and memorable because you know he would do it lmao
     
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    "Let me bang bro" - Kenny Florian
     
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  20. The Natural Born Runner

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    LOOOL! Look at those arms man! Dude looks wrong.
     

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