Now here’s a kid who’s had his allowance money hijacked by Mom’s latest boyfriend.
You need to have a sit down with Jamal and see if he won’t give you back half, so that you can pick up this month’s copy of UFC magazine, available at your local Wal-Mart and other fine retailers (like there are any others retailers in your town, right?).
In the big August September issue, the cover shows Randy Couture, the savior of MMA, dressed in a plain white t-shirt with an American flag in the background, and the cover story reads:
“Who’s afraid of a Boxer? Randy Couture settles the MMA vs. Boxing debate”
Sounds as much like a forgone conclusion as Dewey defeats Truman, or Sylvia defeats Mercer.
Pretty balsey stuff if you ask me, seeing as how that debate only exists on this here little thread, and was already settled in the most emphatic way imaginable last year when Ray Mercer handed another UFC king, Tim Sylvia and “The entire MMA community” it’s collective head in under 10 seconds.
Fact is, even when paying directly for all your media coverage with money that would otherwise get paid to the pauper-wage fighters, the public can take only so much of the redundancy of two pink-haired homosexuals rolling around with their scrotums being dragged across each other’s forehead.
The UFC knows an ‘angle” as though they stole the WWE playbook (which by the way….), and bringing in a strait-style fighter to talk some smack and slap some of their resident fruits around is a great way to sell some tickets.
Given that the newsstand shelf life of this issue encompasses the span of 4 UFC shows which collectively feature a who’s who of current UFC stars including Clay Guida, Anderson Silva, Chael Sonnen, Stephan Bonnar, Chris Lytle, Yoshihiro Akiyama, Chris Leben, Brock Lesnar, Shane Carwin, Frankie Edgar, B.J. Penn, Kenny Florian, Gray Maynard, Marcus Davis, Nate Diaz, Ant