Being held hostage

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  1. deadshot138 Silver Belt

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    By a gigantic spider in a huge web outside my back door. I dont know how I'm supposed to leave or do anything until it decides to go. Its easily 4 inches across with leg span. I've never seen such a monstrosity in person before. Fucking 2020, man.
     
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    Wuss.
    Up?
     
  3. DaleBoca Gold Belt

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    You’re welcome.
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  4. Get To Da Choppa Purple Belt

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    I recommend developing Stockholm syndrome for your captor the spider and suck it off
     
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  5. Garnet_StrongerThanYou Purple Belt

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    You sissy. If I was there I’d kill it for you and give you a kiss.

    When I had a girlfriend I would kill things for her and she’d reward me with mouth present.
     
  6. RowdyLesnar NoFucksGiven

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    Spiders creeps the hell out of me. <{clintugh}>
     
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    This is how you get it.
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  8. Dat Boi Yellow Belt

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    This kinda mouth present?
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  9. KnightTemplar Halloween Belt Platinum Member

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    You know what you have to do. Either this,

    <{cuts}>

    Or delete your account. I'm sorry, I know it's harsh but Sherdog's standards must be upheld;)
     
  10. HunterSdVa29 Respect, tho Platinum Member

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    ya they just had legion of skanks thing about this kinda

    flamethrower is the answer universally
     
  11. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    A study in duality. By this time, the hostages should be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
     
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  13. deadshot138 Silver Belt

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    I let the dog out and the thing ran away but now it's back and we're considering naming it.
     
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  14. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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  15. newjerseynick Chef de queso a la parrilla y hombre lobo Platinum Member

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    What are the spiders demands?
    Do we need to send in a negotiator?
     
  16. faustian I AM NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    I keep telling my wife four inches is gigantic. Bitch is always saying this and that, talking back, atleast now I have back up.

    Thank you TS.
     
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