Being friends with chicks

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  1. MescalineDreams Steel Belt

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    Anyone have tips for this

    I know some smart girls that I'm not into at all

    It always turns sexual/ I can't ever seem to not step over that line in my interactions.

    But it'd be cool to just have some female bros that I can kinda ping off.



     
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  2. Ballsaque Brown Belt

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  3. usfbrah Chronic gambler

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    Why waste your time
     
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  4. Jack&Cat Green Belt

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    My best friend is a female and has been the best wingman I've ever had. Even when she's not trying, when females see me with her... their interest level goes up automatically. Not that I have any use for that now.
     
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  5. Bennigans Again Banned Banned

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    This isn’t remotely true and we all know it.
     
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  6. Post 2 Decision Gold Belt

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    I've had best friends that were females, but I ended up fucking them all except 1 who was like a sister to me

    Phat tits though
     
  7. Bennigans Again Banned Banned

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    Sherdog handing out silver belts like special olympic medals @MescalineDreams
     
  8. Bennigans Again Banned Banned

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    @MescalineDreams Have you ever considered not being full of shit or does that ruin your gimmick?
     
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  9. RowdyLesnar NoFucksGiven

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    You're a weak man, ts. <mma1>
     
  10. TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    This is true. I was friend zoned epically when a younger bloke. I think my lack of interest in other women when she was around made them keen on me, worked brilliantly.
     
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    Damn...
     
  12. zapataxiv Red Belt

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    just tell them the truth.
    "yo im giving off scorpio energy because i dont wanna bang"
    "why dont you wanna make me.your glazed donut?"
    "because i believe in abstaining feom sex based on memes and youtube videos to harness my inner chi"
    "ummm"
    should work wonders brah
     
  13. MescalineDreams Steel Belt

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    Asking a genuine question

    I don't really know how to not step over that line in my interactions and was interested in other experiences and input.

    Fairly pure intentions. The only gimmick I have is the mask that's put on to interact with normal people. Otherwise, I'm just myself.
     
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  14. MescalineDreams Steel Belt

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    I was into the idea of "sexual transmutation" long before the idea of 'nofap' existed because it was practiced by many great fighters throughout history. Along with great inventors, scientists, thinkers of all kinds, etc.

    Some will see it as useless, a meme, a joke but these people are fools.

    It does fascinate me how such a philosophy can irritate some so greatly. Perhaps those who have sexual vices and don't truly want to admit it themselves.
     
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    <JonesLaugh>
     
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    Works easy if she ugly/fat or she's the GF of some friend of mine.
    But in latter case we have hard time be really friends because i don't feel free to joke with her, due me having respect for him.

    If she very fuckable and fair game, it's ever long time flirting joke, or we fucked, or she rejected flirt/fuck but we still good

    My two longest time female friends (from HS days) both are in fucked cathegory,both cases happened years after knowing them.
    One chosen to break friendship, because made drama about her being engaged
    Other still very good friend and in rare situations we are together alone large majority of times we don't fuck but behave like normal friends aside free groping
     
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  17. Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    Stop making it sexual then.
     
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    His belt is steel tho
     
  19. dildos Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    so... like...

    @MescalineDreams dont walk into the room with your dick out and ask if you want to be friends??

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. dildos Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    its a chastity belt, and its used to keep those nuts that havent busted locked up.
     
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