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Piss lines so long you will see three drunk men standing in front of the same urinal, arms over each others shoulders, streaming into the same fixture from 4ft away.
Just stay home, camera angles and replays are way better, the beer is cheaper, and you can smoke all the bud you want. Plus no lines to the pisser.
I knew a guy who used to wear swim trunks that looked like regular shorts to these type of events (sporting events, concerts, etc). He would just soil himself surreptitiously instead of waiting on the bathroom line. Kind of like peeing in the ocean.