Being a Conor Mcgregor fan is like dating a girl for her tits

[Macalpinerules]

I think being a Conor Mcgregor fan is like dating a girl just because she has big tits. She might have some other good qualities, but when you really start getting to know her you realize you could do much better. The girl with the small tatter-tots probably has a better personality and is likely to be more loyal.

Like wise, Conor is flashy and does produce some really entertaining fights. But becoming a fan of his to the point that you think he's the pinnacle of the fight game is just wrong. You'd be better off rooting for the less flashy guys who produce consistently like Frankie, RDA, Aldo, Alvarez etc.

I know it's tough to do because part of the reason we watch MMA is to see great fights. But to further my analogy, there's more to a good relationship than having a girl ride you while looking at her big stinky tits bouncing around. A good relationship requires conversation, compromise, and loyalty. Like wise, good fans should appreciate less spectacular but consistent and successful fighters like the guys I mentioned above.

 

[accolyte1022]

 

[LongTermLurker]

Glad you aren't letting your declining interest in mma stop you from making these important threads, TS.

 

[Don Guille S.]

TS is

 

[Tamriel Terror]

damn man your on fire today

 

[YukisHeart]

big stinky tits

This doesn't sound nice to a normal person.

 

[mophoplz]

came here for tits, was disappointed

 

[LouisBolanos]

Being a MM fan is like dating a paraplegic conjoined third degree burn survivor for her inner beauty.

 

[trident]

I'm not seeing the connection.

Conor is flat chested.

 

[Arm Barbarian]

 

[Loko3]

Sounds like you are going to give Big Tits McGregor your PPV money to see him lose to consistent Alvarez

 

[Tormund]

McGregor doesn't produce consistently?


First round TKO
Decision
First round TKO
First round TKO
First round TKO
Second round TKO
First round TKO
Sub loss
Decision win.



Pretty consistent to me.

 

[Davey Crockett]

He got h bombed from the inside out

 

[bobgeese]

I think being a Conor Mcgregor fan is like dating a girl just because she has big tits. She might have some other good qualities, but when you really start getting to know her you realize you could do much better. The girl with the small tatter-tots probably has a better personality and is likely to be more loyal.

Like wise, Conor is flashy and does produce some really entertaining fights. But becoming a fan of his to the point that you think he's the pinnacle of the fight game is just wrong. You'd be better off rooting for the less flashy guys who produce consistently like Frankie, RDA, Aldo, Alvarez etc.

I know it's tough to do because part of the reason we watch MMA is to see great fights. But to further my analogy, there's more to a good relationship than having a girl ride you while looking at her big stinky tits bouncing around. A good relationship requires conversation, compromise, and loyalty. Like wise, good fans should appreciate less spectacular but consistent and successful fighters like the guys I mentioned above.

Terrible, just terrible.

 

[xMaxPower]

where the tits at

 

[Deleted member 512089]

Shit it does actually makes some sense

 

[Jkaylor]

With all due respect, big tits make the world go round

 

[Blayt7hh]

TS used "small tater-tots" and "big stinky tits".

Did you mean stinky literally TS? I've never encountered smelly tits myself

 

[iwhoopedbatman]

So where are the titties?

 

[Zomax]

I think being a Conor Mcgregor fan is like dating a girl just because she has big tits. She might have some other good qualities, but when you really start getting to know her you realize you could do much better. The girl with the small tatter-tots probably has a better personality and is likely to be more loyal.

Like wise, Conor is flashy and does produce some really entertaining fights. But becoming a fan of his to the point that you think he's the pinnacle of the fight game is just wrong. You'd be better off rooting for the less flashy guys who produce consistently like Frankie, RDA, Aldo, Alvarez etc.

I know it's tough to do because part of the reason we watch MMA is to see great fights. But to further my analogy, there's more to a good relationship than having a girl ride you while looking at her big stinky tits bouncing around. A good relationship requires conversation, compromise, and loyalty. Like wise, good fans should appreciate less spectacular but consistent and successful fighters like the guys I mentioned above.

Typical Conor fan.