been thinking about getting an escort

Meh, if you're not rich enough to don't care about moneys i find retard pay a lot to deflate your balls once

Even if you're not good at get girls you can fap, you can get a drunky slut, you offer a 5/10 euro drink to a fattie... you get the job done and saved 100$

But i fully approve go holiday in a beautiful place where your euro/dollar is strong and buy one for the weeks you're there
In proportion is way more cheap, specially considering that if after few days you fake to be fallen in love and do crazy promises, she will think to have fucked you for life and give you pussy for free for the rest of the days you stay there

In b4 somebody try to play the moralizer card
Nobody is saint she want your money you want free sex, it's a fuck each other game :icon_chee
 
Only once did I ever get an escort and man it was my brothers bachelor party up in Montreal. Basically, I paid her and didn't much like the experience so I stopped and all we did was talk for like 20 minutes then I left.

Fucking that shit man, I wouldn't ever do it again.


Lol paying a hooker to talk
 
Get your dick wet. Dont be scared homie.
 
well my advice is escorts >>>>>>>> strippers and no sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> an std. if u do wrap it up good man other then that. bah what's the crime
 
Watch your wallet. Never let a prostitute sleep over. Ive only been with a few and they love robbing, so be careful.
 
Paying for sex takes the fun out of it. You have to worry 10X more about Std's and you know that at the end of the night your still gonna be alone.

Isn't that half the point?

The entire time you're humping them, they're probably just thinking how much they want the experience to end.

I always operate under that assumption anyway.
 
If you roll, roll hard. Get two escorts, some coke and ganja, and let it flow
 
it really depends on the deal you make with the girl. They usually have a couple of clients lined up for the night so they're thinking of getting the damn thing done and getting the heck out of there. Sounds like you want to get what they call "the girlfriend experience", where you pay them for X amount of hours and pretty much everything goes - it will cost you more. Like, way more.



I know this because a friend told me.
 
Anyone ever done this before? Good or bad experience?

I'm not looking to have sex with the hooker just some bjs here and there

No I can't just pick up a drunk h
Girl cause I suck

A lot of guys lie about getting sex all the time especially with drunk girls. The amount of guys I know who go to bars and clubs regularly but go hoke always empty handed despite being normal or above average guys is very high.

Also, stupid and pointless to only eat a bj and not sex

I've been to a few countries that have legalised prostitution and sampled the local wares ^.^ Honestly nothing but good experiences, the sex is very mechanical and to the point which tbh is perfect the less emotion involved the better, save that for some one you actually care about. But as an act of pure sexual maintanence it sure beats the fuck out of jacking off.

Strangely I've never even considered it at home A. it's illegal here and B. it just seems weird idk + chicks in England are normally 3/10 sl00ts any way =D


It is legal in the UK on an individual level but organized prostitution (brothels) are not.

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Also, real men use escorts in moderation. Escorts should NEVER become your only outlet.

I'd say no more than 1/4th of your lays should be escorts. 1/3 tops. Otherwise you are not having a good game flow going on.

Also, real men cheat with escorts.
 
Watch out for the herpes. I'd take a magnifying glass with me and inspect their lips and vagina before doing anything.
 
Hired a few myself few years back, many people get hooked on after their first punting experience so be aware
 
Anyone ever done this before? Good or bad experience?

I'm not looking to have sex with the hooker just some bjs here and there

No I can't just pick up a drunk h
Girl cause I suck


do it, I do it a lot, my friends do it a lot

just some rules always wear a rubber and don't fall in love lol
 
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