Be a matchmaker for what happens next

[YewJan]

-Everyone demands Conor vs Jorge

-Dana wants Conor vs Khabib

-Khabib wants 100mil

-Jorge wants the Conor fight

-Conor doesn’t call out Jorge

-Jorge says he’d rather beat up Usman

-Usman is injured

-Fans speculate Conor vs Diaz 3

-Jorge now interested in Diaz rematch

As the UFC script writers how could we troll fans a step further? What happens next? Funniest one gets to fight Henry for the BW belt next.

 

[puppybird]

I used to be a scriptwriter, but then I took a arrow in the knee- Kenny Florian

 

[Reydereyes]

Conor fights a legit contender at either lightweight or welterweight, gasses then gets subbed and all his nuthuggers dissapear for another year.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

-Conor enters Stage left

-“oh khabib, oh khabib where art thow”

*Silence*

*Light On Stage Diverted To Jorge*

-“Oh Conor, Oh Conor where art thow”-

*silence*

*Light Diverts to Usman*

-“Oh Jorge, Oh Jorge where art thow”

*silence*

*Light Diverts to Leon Edwards*

-“Oh Usman, Oh Usman where art thow”

*silence*

A child cries in the distance.
A Zebra farts in the wind.
There is nothing.

 

[pick999]

Conor nate for lw title-khabib gets stripped

 

[Robbie Corleone]

Conor McGregor vs Paul ‘The Irish Dragon’ Felder.

Who is the truest of Irishman?

8m PPV buys.

 

[YewJan]

Conor nate for lw title-khabib gets stripped

yeah but they do it at 170. Winner still gets LW belt.

 

[Zebra Cheeks]

Conor gets on a bus to leave. He has entered a pride rules tourney with khabib, tony, and Justin. 3 fights, 1 champion.

Jorge storms the bus with his homies and throws a dolly through the window. A piece of glass cuts Conors brow, and he is deemed unable to participate by the NSAC. Gregor Gillespie takes his place.

khabib fights Gillespie and loses by DQ for a 12 to 6 elbow. Justin beats tony; and Gillespie wrestle fucks Justin in one of the most boring decisions to ever occur in the ufc.

 

[Hey Soos]

- Usman vs masvidal announced this month and will headline in las vegas on ufc 248 in march

- Khabib beats tony in april

- Conor calls out gaethje and fights him in june

- usman beats masvidal by majority descion

- Conor beats gaethje and calls out diaz for a third match.

- diaz vs mcgregor 3 in november 2020 (conor tkos him in under 3 rounds and semi retires)


- khabib vs usman will headline final ppv card in december 2020

 

[YewJan]

Conor gets on a bus to leave. He has entered a pride rules tourney with khabib, tony, and Justin. 3 fights, 1 champion.

Jorge storms the bus with his homies and throws a dolly through the window. A piece of glass cuts Conors brow, and he is deemed unable to participate by the NSAC. Gregor Gillespie takes his place.

khabib fights Gillespie and loses by DQ for a 12 to 6 elbow. Justin beats tony; and Gillespie wrestle fucks Justin in one of the most boring decisions to ever occur in the ufc.

Winning sir

 

[Joseph_McBride]

Usman vs Jorge
Conor vs Gaethje

If Usman is out past summer due to injury, Jorge vs Colby would be fantastic.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

if i was a matchmaker i would promise you all one thing. there would be no womens fights on the card.

you're welcome.

 

[A-Level Wrestler]

Conor needs to fight Gaethje at 155 to get a title shot against Khabib/Ferguson. He needs to beat Masvidal at 170 for a title shot against Usman.

Anything other than that is bullshit

 

[ulysse]

Covington vs Jorge
Conor vs Gaethje
Khabib vs Tony
Diaz vs Poirier
WMMA
Conor vs Khabib
Garthje and Tony

In that dream, who won ; Tony or Khabib ?

 

[JosephTessaro]

IF it was me...

Khabib vs. Tony
Conor vs. Gaethje
Masvidal vs. Usman

Just because Conor has 2 wins how at 170 doesn't mean he can hang there with real 170'ers. We all know Diaz and Cerrone are better off at 155 also.

 

[Leonard Haid]

Henry Cejudo vs. Amanda Nunes