Batman is so overpowered

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  1. Sakuraba is #1

    Sakuraba is #1 Blue Belt

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    Batman was CREATED to be a MAN with HUMAN limitations, yet he's capable of stopping alien invasions, stopping the predator, defeating superman, and has contingency plans for EVERYTHING. They make him more powerful than Captain America, who happens to have peak human performance in all of its forms.

    Batman is literally the most overpowered character in the comic book universe. He started out as a guy that can solve mysteries that can throw a mean right hook, and now he has evolved into an almost all knowing ultra tough guy who takes down some of the most powerful beings he encounters, yet he has problems taking down the Penguin, Joker and Two Face. Lol.

    - The world's greatest scientist

    - The world's greatest inventor

    - The world's greatest detective

    - The world's greatest athlete

    - The world's greatest human fighter

    Batman can escape the inescapable. He could solve the unsolvable. He could beat the unbeatable. He could invent whatever he needs. Chances are he already knows everything about you. He's an insanely great fighter who could destroy 15 guys at once. If you think you got the drop on him, he's probably already won.

    He also has the most overpowered power and that is Prep Time.
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    imagine him with a green lantern ring

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  3. Sakuraba is #1

    Sakuraba is #1 Blue Belt

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    Yeah, Batman has become laughable over the years. He's too powerful for just being a human.
     
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    TheStruggle Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Batman is the most overcompensated superhero of all time, he doesn't have any real powers so he has to be the world's greatest everything in order to hang with the likes of Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, etc. Bruce Wayne either has the world smallest peen or the worlds biggest daddy issues
     
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    kuromusha LONZO LOOMS 2019

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    lol you should read the latest justice league comic.

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    He's also not the greatest fighter, scientist, or inventor in the DC universe. When he is outmatched, he typically resorts to "cheating".
     
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    well...

     
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    Magooglie Steel Belt

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    It's clear he used his master scientist abilities to make the greatest PEDs and then he made the greatest PED masking agents so he could still claim to be a normal guy.
     
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    batman still wins via prep time

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    Well he IS a ninja
     
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    I think this is one of the reasons why the Nolan films were a breath of fresh air; bringing Batman back to reality.
     
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    Bats with prep time and TRT can challenge thanos Vegta and hitler
     
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    +1.

    Especially using his Bat Jet in DKR to beat the bad guys. #StruggleIsReal
     
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    That's what I loved about them. Begins is my favorite out of the trilogy, just because you get to see HOW he does what he does. If Nolan had gone a little more realistic, imo he would've had Bruce doing massive, massive amounts of steroids and amphetamines and shit. Who gives a fuck, he's fighting criminals. Ya know
     
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    Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Does that say "KOOM?"
     
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    LionExMachina There are No Pacts between Lions and Sherdogs. Banned

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    Batman fights crime.

    The Punisher kills crime.

    Punisher > Batman via saving precious taxpayer dollars.

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    Because he's goddamn BATMAN!

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