Basically your wife has an easy choice-would she rather be with you or single with half your money?

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  1. Imalive

    Imalive Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    it's pretty fucked up to be honest, woman have it fucking easy. Look at Tiger Woods for example, he married a fucking baby sitter who ended up getting about half a billion dollars! She had an easy choice, be married to him or single with hundreds of millions of dollars.

    It's a pretty terrify reality for a rich man to be honest. A woman can leave you to play the field but still have all the benefits of being with you by taking half of your shit and their ain't a damn thing you can do about it. The system has pretty much made it a no Brainer for a woman married to rich guys to leave them because they really don't need them for anything.
     
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  2. odog

    odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Lol, half my money. HA HA HA. If any woman wants half of negative 5000 she can have it.
     
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    DIABOLUS Banned Banned

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    So basically all women are Negan. You work for them and they get half your shit.
     
  4. HomeRun916

    HomeRun916 Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Basically..

    But lol TS thinks he's Tiger Woods, LOL. You think that you are so special? All the broads you ever dated were probably dreaming of Tiger Woods.

    Pre-Nup if you ain't a beta boy, problem solved.
     
  5. Imalive

    Imalive Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    You are beta as fuck or else you wouldnot come into a thread like this talking shit for no reason. Ain't nothing Alpha about that kid.
     
  6. El_Dyablo619

    El_Dyablo619 Head of C.I.A.

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    I asked my wife that question and she said "with me dead and she gets all the money"..
    little does she know I've been slowly poisoning her for the past 3 months
     
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  7. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    Only people with poor foresight and shitty lawyers lose half their bread. Also, if you couldn't pull them when you were broke then you should know better.
     
  8. Horse Style

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    Which Boise 6 broke your heart, TS?
     
  9. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Maybe tiger shouldn't have been a sex addict.
     
  10. freakyfarley

    freakyfarley Adam Farley inc.

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    yeah it's sooo terrifying to be a rich person because marriage.

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  12. Rholk

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    Bill burr has some great material about this, too noob to embed tho :(
     
  13. Gazwald

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    My girlfriend has a simple choice. Carry on being my girlfriend, or go and find a guy who wants to get married.
     
  14. kuromusha

    kuromusha LONZO LOOMS 2019

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    You don't need to manually embed it. Just post the link and the site embeds it for you automatically.
     
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    This is why I hunt pigeons. Being rich terrifies me
     
  16. phipps66

    phipps66 Brown Belt

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    My wife has no idea how much money or debt we even have. She wouldn't know the first step to divorcing me. Technically, she doesn't even own a car anymore. But I love her, so I keep her around.
     
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  17. Codger

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    My wife earns more than me. So not sure who would come out on top of that one.

    I for one am committed to the marriage till death do us part.
     
  18. michal001

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    Thread is stupid.

    Reverse example
    Brittney spears and her fat backup ex husband.

    This topic is gender neutral. It's about two things: disparate earners and lawyers
     
  19. Imalive

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    You are an idiot. the thread is stupid because 2.5% of the time the roles are reversed?
     
  20. Mr Mojo Lane

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    If you ain't no punk, holla we want pre-nup
     
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