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Basically your wife has an easy choice-would she rather be with you or single with half your money?

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  1. Imalive Banned Banned

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    it's pretty fucked up to be honest, woman have it fucking easy. Look at Tiger Woods for example, he married a fucking baby sitter who ended up getting about half a billion dollars! She had an easy choice, be married to him or single with hundreds of millions of dollars.

    It's a pretty terrify reality for a rich man to be honest. A woman can leave you to play the field but still have all the benefits of being with you by taking half of your shit and their ain't a damn thing you can do about it. The system has pretty much made it a no Brainer for a woman married to rich guys to leave them because they really don't need them for anything.
     
  2. odog A cat trapped in a dog's body

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    Lol, half my money. HA HA HA. If any woman wants half of negative 5000 she can have it.
     
  3. DIABOLUS Banned Banned

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    So basically all women are Negan. You work for them and they get half your shit.
     
  4. HomeRun916 Double Yellow Card Banned

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    Basically..

    But lol TS thinks he's Tiger Woods, LOL. You think that you are so special? All the broads you ever dated were probably dreaming of Tiger Woods.

    Pre-Nup if you ain't a beta boy, problem solved.
     
  5. Imalive Banned Banned

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    You are beta as fuck or else you wouldnot come into a thread like this talking shit for no reason. Ain't nothing Alpha about that kid.
     
  6. El_Dyablo619 Head of C.I.A.

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    I asked my wife that question and she said "with me dead and she gets all the money"..
    little does she know I've been slowly poisoning her for the past 3 months
     
  7. ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    Only people with poor foresight and shitty lawyers lose half their bread. Also, if you couldn't pull them when you were broke then you should know better.
     
  8. Horse Style Gold Belt

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    Which Boise 6 broke your heart, TS?
     
  9. mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Maybe tiger shouldn't have been a sex addict.
     
  10. freakyfarley Adam Farley inc.

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    yeah it's sooo terrifying to be a rich person because marriage.

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  11. Striderx5 麻ベルト

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    Bill burr has some great material about this, too noob to embed tho :(
     
  13. Gazwald Banned Banned

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    My girlfriend has a simple choice. Carry on being my girlfriend, or go and find a guy who wants to get married.
     
  14. kuromusha Silver Belt

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    You don't need to manually embed it. Just post the link and the site embeds it for you automatically.
     
  15. This is why I hunt pigeons. Being rich terrifies me
     
  16. phipps66 Brown Belt

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    My wife has no idea how much money or debt we even have. She wouldn't know the first step to divorcing me. Technically, she doesn't even own a car anymore. But I love her, so I keep her around.
     
  17. Codger Brown Belt

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    My wife earns more than me. So not sure who would come out on top of that one.

    I for one am committed to the marriage till death do us part.
     
  18. michal001 Brown Belt

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    Thread is stupid.

    Reverse example
    Brittney spears and her fat backup ex husband.

    This topic is gender neutral. It's about two things: disparate earners and lawyers
     
  19. Imalive Banned Banned

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    You are an idiot. the thread is stupid because 2.5% of the time the roles are reversed?
     
  20. Mr Mojo Lane Brown Belt

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    If you ain't no punk, holla we want pre-nup
     

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