Baseball player to piss on hand to heal cut

[rj144]

From:

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...h-pirates-open-urinating-hand-heal-cut-finger

"Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Jameson Taillon is open to trying anything that will heal a cut on his middle finger and keep him on the mound, including urinating on it.

Taillon told the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review that he's received that suggestion as a possible remedy.

"I said if it helps, I'll put a sign-up sheet and everyone can come and pee," he told the newspaper.

"I don't care. I just want (the cut) to go away." "

 

[MadSquabbles500]

So he be sticking his middle finger out as he pees on it? That is like a double F U.

 

[irish_thug]

I used to know a couple of guys that worked in a steel plant. They claimed that semen made burns heal faster. So any time a guy burned himself you'd see him run to the bathroom and hear him furiously beating off.

 

[jojoRed]

I used to know a couple of guys that worked in a steel plant. They claimed that semen made burns heal faster. So any time a guy burned himself you'd see him run to the bathroom and hear him furiously beating off.

They forgot to mention that fresh semen that aint your own is the only way to heal with a cut faster than usual.

A bunch of dudes are waiting on him in that toilet.

 

[irish_thug]

They forgot to mention that fresh semen that aint your own is the only way to heal with a cut faster than usual.

A bunch of dudes are waiting on him in that toilet.

I cannot comment on that part. Second hand info and all.

 

[MikeMcMann]

I used to know a couple of guys that worked in a steel plant. They claimed that semen made burns heal faster. So any time a guy burned himself you'd see him run to the bathroom and hear him furiously beating off.

From:

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...h-pirates-open-urinating-hand-heal-cut-finger

"Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Jameson Taillon is open to trying anything that will heal a cut on his middle finger and keep him on the mound, including urinating on it.

Taillon told the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review that he's received that suggestion as a possible remedy.

"I said if it helps, I'll put a sign-up sheet and everyone can come and pee," he told the newspaper.

"I don't care. I just want (the cut) to go away." "

WTF have these guys never heard of aloe.

I keep three of them in the house for any such emergencies.

 

[GSP_37]

Bacteria from human waste product should be great for getting his dormant Wolverine healing factor to kick in.

 

[BTard]

I bet the dude complains about a cold sore soon.