Bang One, Marry One, Kill One

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  1. Krallang

    Krallang Pleb

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    So here's the standard game but with a little twist. The wizard being his normal douchebag self has made you a detective. You now have to choose 3 different partners for three different occassions.

    One to bang, 5 times a week until you both retire in 30 years.

    One to marry, you'll spend 99% of your time with this partner working cases and going out for beer for the next 30 years. Hell the both of you are on the same bowling team.

    One to Kill, well not kill. This guy only shows up when the shit hits the fan. Terrorist attack? Alien Invasion? Omar about to show you his business end? Well this is the guy or gal (women in combat ;) is there to save the day but for the next 30 years.

    You may only pick police/detectives/agents television shows.

    I'll go first,

    One to marry, Axel Folley aka Eddie Murphy. If i'm going to be attached at the hip its gotta be someone who's gonna make the job fun and eddies the man.

    One to kill, This wasn't too difficult of a choice John Mcclain aka Bruce Willis. Mel from lethal woulda been my back up. You can't dismiss crazy.

    One to bang, Marg Helgenberger from CSI has held up pretty well, she wasn't as hot in the 80's so I'll take 1985 to 2015. She stepped it up in the 90's though and still holds it together now

    First 10 years of banging
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    second 10 years of banging
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    Last 10 years of banging

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    Runner up Officer Stacey Sheridan aka Heather Locklear. were talking 30 years so 1982 Heather to 2012 Here she is in 1982


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    2012
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  2. loyalyolayal

    loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Can i kill first before banging ?
     
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  3. frenz

    frenz Plutonium Belt

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    here's a cool game:

    go outside and get laid
     
  4. Swoliosis

    Swoliosis Black Belt

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  5. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Game for rookies, imo.
     
  6. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Just kidding! I would do all three to every hot woman in existence, and some men too.
     
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  7. Krallang

    Krallang Pleb

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    mayberries a bit salty today. I would go outside but its 6 degrees atm and I'm a pussy.
     
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  8. lakersfan45

    lakersfan45 That's sardo! No mr, accent on the do!

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    i'd probably marry whoever i wanted to bang for the next 30 years. i wouldnt wanna kill anyone.
     
  9. Tyrannosaurus rex

    Tyrannosaurus rex GrizzlyTitan

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    To kill: Jon Luther or Rust Cohle. Maybe Sherlock.
    To marry: Salma Hayeks character
    To bang: Lucy Liu's character on Elementary
     
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  10. n...not crazy

    n...not crazy Red Belt

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    It's easier indoors, unless you're into butch barefooted hiker sluts or something. Still... hard to find.
     
  11. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    I love you.
     
  12. frenz

    frenz Plutonium Belt

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    guise

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  13. Bobby Boulders

    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Hey mate.
     
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    frenz Plutonium Belt

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    Jesus, for such a simple concept this really is tl/dr.
     
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    The guy on the left looks pretty unstable.
     
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    Kafir-kun not-so-grand mufti of Sherdog

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    Jackie Chan as the full time partner

    Hank Schrader for killing

    Jody Banks for banging
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    frenz Plutonium Belt

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    thats why he's my fav. ;)
     
  19. Krallang

    Krallang Pleb

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    I'm surprised members of the OT circle jerk are still around I figured most of you woulda e-suicided by now. Please take your taint outta my thread pun intended.

     
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