Banana Coffee is actually really good.

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  1. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    On @Clippy's advice I started eating several bananas every morning for breakfast. I also have a cup of coffee for breakfast every morning. I was running late this morning and didn't have time to eat my bananas, so I just threw the coffee and the bananas in the blender with a bit of salt and butter and made a smoothie I could put in my takeaway mug. I sipped it on the way to work and it was fantastic! Definitely my new go-to morning thing. I might try adding some berries.
     
  2. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Throw in some yogurt and kale just to be edgy.
     
  3. Only Here for Attachments Stipe Justice Warrior

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  4. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    I would freeze all that on a stick and lick at it like a yummy popsicle for pick-me-ups throughout the lulls of the day
     
  5. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Of course you would. That goes without saying.
     
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  7. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    Have I ever told you about my Easter tradition of putting chocolate eggs in gravy? Really good on potatoes
     
  8. SaiWa Red Belt

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    Some of you dudes are most likely pregnant. I am sure of it...

    no seriously try hot wings with peanut butter.

    I ordered some hot wings and it came with celery sticks and blue cheese. wasn't in the mood for blue cheese and had some weird craving for peanut butter so I got some and dipped the celery sticks in 'em. eating it with the hot wings and I am like.. well let's try putting some peanut butter on the hot wings... yo.. that shit was golden awesome...

    try it... it's good!!
     
  9. revoltub Gold Card

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    How did I know Clippy was behind this before I opened the thread. Bananas don't go in coffee!!
     
  10. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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  11. LukeSkyrocker Purple Belt

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    Hmmm this is the type of crazy shit I’d try. Could be a diarrhea recipe though
     
  12. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    Here's another idea I had but couldn't get to market

    We know of chocolate milk and other varieties like strawberry milk, banana milk etc

    Well I came up with chicken milk

    Basically it's milk with bits of yummy chicken in it.

    Picture it on a hot day, sweat on your brow - you reach for some milky refreshment. You reach for that chunky chicken milk with that anticipation.

    It's slightly cooler than room temperature cause I find if things are too cold I get a facsimile of ice cream headaches

    You find yourself a little hungry, if only this liquid had a healthy meaty bite to it

    You haul back and the milk flows into your gullet and upon your tongue falls a surprising sensation, it's soggy yummy chicken bits. sooo good - you get the combined sensation of drinking and chewing at the time

    The most moist succulent chicken you will ever have

    You are REFRESHED both in thirst and hunger and feel the satisfaction of chunks of chicken making their way through your throat.

    Also comes in BBQ chicken milk for those hard winters when you just can't get warm.
     
  13. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    :eek:

    Did I ever tell you about chicken breast popsicles!?!
     
  14. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    My body is ready
     
  15. cottagecheesefan Gold Belt

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    I already knew this, man. I put this in my coffee every day instead of regular milk or creamer. Best change do your daily routine, that you'll EVER make.

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  16. SmilinDesperado Gold Belt

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    You guys never put coffee in any of your shakes?
    Throw some instant coffee in a morning banana/berry shake to start your day off right.
    Shit is good
     
  17. Kaybee Arianator Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    Tokyo Banana is a god-tier pairing with coffee (as are their Syally Mate cookies)

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  18. Don Quixote Heart of a Lion

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    That sounds interesting, might have to try. I sometimes blend frozen bananas with my protein shake.
     
  19. The Clinch Middle-Earth with Glee-Glop and the Floopty-Doos. Platinum Member

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    Yeah, and welcome to diarrhea town with whatever funky concoction is the result.
     
  20. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    Put a block of marble cheese in it should balance things out
     

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