Bald Guys of the Mayberry

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  1. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    How long after the bald spot started forming did you just say "fuck it" and just shave your head? Or are you still holding onto what little hair you have because you can't face the truth?

    When my hair starts falling out and a bald spot is noticeable, I'm just going to shave it. Shaved is much better than rocking the George Jefferson.

    Let's hear some bald experiences here. @MyTopGameSucks, @Ron Mexico, how long did it take for you guys to come to terms with your cueball status?
     
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  2. MoparOrNoCar

    MoparOrNoCar Black Belt

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    I'm not completely bald but enough to where I wouldn't grow my hair out.

    The summer I graduated high school, I remember taking a shower and after washing my hair I looked at my hand and there were about 6 strands of hair on it. That was my first "uh oh" moment. I had my hair at a normal length for another 5 years and once I started to be able to see a decent amount of scalp on the top of my head, that's when I just said fuck it and buzzed it. I tried Rogaine but it made it look like I had olive oil all over my head. No idea how people walk around with that shit. It didn't do anything for me anyway.

    Right now I just buzz it down to a 1 with the clippers. Not sure how I'd look with the Bic'd look. Not many privileged white guys like myself can pull it off.
     
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  3. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    I feel any dude that works out and grows out their beard can make a shaved head work.
     
  4. Ron Mexico

    Ron Mexico Black Belt

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    I’m not bald
    I’m in the band
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  5. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    C'mon Ben Grimm, stop fighting it and just tell us about your bald journey
     
  6. lsa

    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    oh bald head... never mind.

    this thread is not for me
     
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  7. Ron Mexico

    Ron Mexico Black Belt

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    Spot on with the shower
    A few out of hs for me
    Never got to a “bald spot”
    Accepted it and moved on
     
  8. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Started going bald in high school and was shaving it clean by the time I was 18
    Im gangsta as fuck though so its a good look for me
    Win win
     
  9. Ron Mexico

    Ron Mexico Black Belt

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    I posted a real response
     
  10. Yoel Bromero

    Yoel Bromero Blue Belt

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    Thought mine was just thinning a bit by my hairline, didn't really care. Got a sunburn on top of my head for the first time and didn't think much of it. Saw pictures from a night out, first time I'd got a good look at the back of my head.

    Shaved it up quick never looked back. Liberating not having to worry about it anymore but I regret never growing it out long. No mullet either, bullshit.
     
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  11. JudoThrowFiasco

    JudoThrowFiasco Charming Quark Platinum Member

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    The only good thing I think could come from being bald is that it would force you to work out and earn more income.

    Could you imagine being fat, bald and low income -- yikes
     
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  12. FrontNakedChoke

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    I first read this as "bad guys of the mayberry"
     
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  13. Job Interview

    Job Interview Speaker to Animals

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    My hair is *just* starting to crown a bit, thin up front.
    Meh.

    I'll go the dignified route and get a Joe Rogan special.

    That's getting plugs then getting them unplugged
     
  14. MMA since 1993

    MMA since 1993 ____________

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    full head of hair master race checking in
     
  15. lsa

    lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    Well congrats!
     
  16. MikeMcMann

    MikeMcMann Gold Belt

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    What if you are bald but also cannot grow a beard?

    <Huh2>
     
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  17. Horse Style

    Horse Style Silver Belt

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    Then you'll need a 4-step program to overcome your little problem

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  18. Zod Like

    Zod Like Banned Banned

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    I've been shaving my head since I was 25, even when I had hair.
     
  19. punky brewster

    punky brewster Black Belt

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    Same.
     
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  20. MikeMcMann

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    <[analyzed}>
     

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