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  1. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    How come bags of chips smell like farts now? I don't remember that from when I was a kid. Smell next time you open a big bag of chips, smells like farts, why?
     
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    I farted in ya chips mate. Sorry.
     
  3. Fraz WATP

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    You've found the secret ingredient, the chip conglomerates will surely off you now. God speed.
     
  4. 5crew Black Belt

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    Let me propose another possibility.

    You have shit on your nose without realising it.
     
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    "All chips smell alike". GTFO with that racist bullshit.
     
  7. PlayswellwithLawnDarts Banned Banned

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    Plastic Spray Cheese, wake up Sheeple!
     
  8. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    This was actually a serious thread guys.

    Go buy a bag of
    [​IMG]

    open it up and tell me it doesn't smell like farts.
     
  9. Broccoli Farts Banned Banned

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    Nah, broccoli farts>bag of chips farts every time
     
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    I worry about you guys
     
  11. Clippy Do I amaze you?

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    Employees like to fart occasionally into the bags right before they're sealed, this keeps the fart fresh inside until it's opened later. If you receive a fart bag you just straight up have bad luck.
     
  12. Dober4 Banned Banned

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    It’s the gas they put in the bag before sealing it to give it a pocket of air for cushioning
     
  13. Dusty Rhodes Where muh thweet THAFFIRE?

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    My chips usually smell like DP

    Dill Pickle son
     
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    Sour Cream and Onion....hmmmm

    <{fry}>
     
  15. revoltub Gold Card

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    What did you think the extra air was for
     
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    My farts smell like Pringles
     
  18. Fedorgasm Silver Belt

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    This is interesting. Learned something new today.
     
  19. 5crew Black Belt

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    I thought this would get wastelanded, apparently not.

    I like where the thread is going though.
     
  20. Krixes The Undefeated Gaul Platinum Member

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    Farts are a great preservative.
     

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