All I see is a red x. My work blocks facebook because they hate Christmas.
*Patiently waits for soccer story from the coming weekend*
Shit. So, youre actually going to be training for our headline fight?
The pub created an mma fight card. You got elected to provide the play by play.
When the heck was this? I didn't think that my pub appearances had gotten THAT spotty.
Not loving your chances here, Missus. Don't recall you having any grappling in your recent training and background, and the long-ago lesson of MMA is that ground game/no standup >>> stand up/no ground game.
Yeah, I know. Bacon wasnt supposed to be training...
I do have some grappling experience, but I suck.
On the plus side (as Stonebreaker slips into fight-breakdown mode), Bacon is plagued by old injuries. Stay off the ground while you can and hammer the shoulder when you can't, and you might get somewhere.
My concern in pitting someone against Bacon is that most of us aren't capable of inflicting any damage on him that's greater than something he's already managed to do to himself at some point in his past. You might wind up gassed before you've managed to hurt him badly enough to slow him down.
Again... anyone got a link or a likely search term that'll point me towards this Pub conversation that I've missed?