Australia - the world's greatest country.

[Jesus X]

Came in here expecting Aussie Sheila pics

Leaving disappointed

a gobby from a sheila at the maccas.

 

[Stoic1]

Ching chang chong

 

[facePuncher7]

Some say it is the greatest country in the world,

Others dream of living there.

A country surrounded beaches and outbacks.

Whether you're a beach junkie or a cross country type, you can never go wrong with this country.

Being one of the largest countries in the world, sure is you have a lot to explore.

Kangaroos jumping to Koalas climbing, living here will make you a Steve Irwin.

So, where the bloody hell are you?!

Largely void of culture besides boganism.

Propped up by a false housing bubble.

Some of the highest taxes in the world.

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

they also have a higher risk of skin cancer I forget the exact reason why.

White people living in a climate built for black people

 

[MaureenCretis]

I like Australia. Melbourne & Sydney are great cities. It’s just a shame there’s so many Australians there, but at least the majority fucked off back there from London around 2007.

 

[elreece]

How about you pull up on the use of the abbo word

Obviously not Australian/or abbo

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I spent 18 months working in Melbourne some time back and I loved every minute of it, wouldn't have thought twice about staying

But I didn't, and now I live in fucking England

<45> I know a similar story

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I like Australia. Melbourne & Sydney are great cities. It’s just a shame there’s so many Australians there.

This is Murica for me, some great places, but jfc, I struggled to find a murican I liked, shower of fuckin' twats and this place has done nothing to change my mind about that.

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

Obviously not Australian/or abbo

Who me ?

 

[elreece]

Who me ?

yep you!

 

[Kuona]

Nah, too many Australians there for it to be the greatest country on earth

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

At least make it a valid argument TS.

Your Welcome

 

[davidlemonparty]

Nah, too many Australians there for it to be the greatest country on earth

That's the best thing about it you wally

 

[Billthebutcher]

Just watched The Rover. Australia looks horrible.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Some say it is the greatest country in the world,

Others dream of living there.

A country surrounded beaches and outbacks.

Whether you're a beach junkie or a cross country type, you can never go wrong with this country.

Being one of the largest countries in the world, sure is you have a lot to explore.

Kangaroos jumping to Koalas climbing, living here will make you a Steve Irwin.

So, where the bloody hell are you?!

If you guys are so great how come you didn’t save the crocodile hunter from that little wee stingray. That would be like if Canada let Wayne Gretzky die from Women’s Pond Hockey.

Treat your legends better and maybe someday you’ll be fit to lace Canadas’ boots!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Prex32]

no thx
too many spiders

 

[strebitel86]

Seems like you guys have a major problem with chinos driving up your real estate prices.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

How awesome are those cunts ha ha

 

[Oogie Sharp]

Thread is going pretty much the way I thought it would go.

 

[superpunch]

I just watched Mad Max and Australia looks like the biggest apocalyptic shithole in the world.