Aussie wants to check electricity meter, whole lotta nope.

Nuke the site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
 
does Australian tourism exist?

Shit bro Nazi Death Camp tourism exists. And they're completely empty nowadays

Lotta backpacking in Australia. You hear about them getting raped and murdered occasionally
 
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Can someone give me an idea of how big that mama spider is? I don't have context.
 
Can someone give me an idea of how big that mama spider is? I don't have context.

About this big:

face-hugger.jpg
 
i would NEVER live in australia, let alone visit lol.
 
I would play the 'help me sherbros' card and call in team 6

i would NEVER live in australia, let alone visit lol.

I say this as a joke but how can religion exist in australia? Jews, christians, muslims, hindus and sikhs populate the land yet they live in a place that would give you a great hint that, if there is a god, he does not like you!!

fuck their sharks, snakes, spiders, jellyfish, biker gangs, drop bears..... They have had tornado fires! TORNADO FIRES!!

Australian's will post 'awwww thats cute' or 'they are good to have around as they kill the dangerous spiders'. That is the hell they have to endure everyday.
 
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Bash them with a huge axe or warhammer and fireballs.. Only way to be sure..

 
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