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  1. RAZOR1

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    Hey man.

    Is your avatar a still from Boondock Saints?
     
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    The one i have at this minute is from "the big lebowski", That film does it for me

    the other one i was using was the cover from pink floyd's wish you were here, i got rid of it though as most people just thought it was a couple of guys with mullets
     
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    in retrospect, it was
     
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    Thats what it was from. I fucking was like where the fuck did I see that from?

    Where iz money Lebowski?
     
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    Thats what it was from. I fucking was like where the fuck did I see that from?

    Where iz the money Lebowski?
     
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    "This is what happens Larry, when you fuck.. a stranger... in the ..ass"
     
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    You do not piss on the dude's carpet.....man.
     
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    argh this forum keeps going down on me faster than a hooker while i'm holding a fistful of notes

    this is not a quote from The big lebowski merely point of fact
     
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    True man. Support the cause, VIVA LA Sherdog- maybe money will spring for that new server if he can get the hand off the batter maker.
     
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    Money already said that he doesn't get his cash for the paper round until next wednesday and his mommy won't give him pocket money until he stops wetting the bed......
     
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    I am a psuedo intellectual so I only faux understand complex things.
     
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    Bees are in the what now?
     
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    Sorry man, where were we.

    Big Lebowski is good, bagging on Money is better.
    Where did you come with the moniker J-Garden?
     
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    nah i like Money he comes out with some funny shit, and hes good to wind up.

    Sorry you are a psuedo intellectual?,hahaahha thats okay it puts you in the majority with alot of other people wandering around this forum

    the moniker J-Garden comes from .......i don't know really its the name i use for everything on the internet except sending spam e-mails to Roseanne Barr
     
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    Money is faboo baby! in the Razor book of cool mofo's.

    I am a psuedo intellectual, I am pleather. I am Jack's irritable bowel.
     
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    Ahh that old chestnut. Maybe in your own little desperate homo erotic world you would wish things to be like that between you and i, but sadly money, i'm not really into sexual encounters with homo tramps, stained brown from years of lying in their own faeces, maybe Portland Bill whom you share the park bench with might be interested in getting it on with you for the 56 cents you have, but as i say i don't swing that way with penniless hobo gaylords like yourself.

    I'm afraid its back to washing car windscreens tommorow as you, my little homeless chum have proved you cannot live on your wits
     
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    what is pleather? and i hope its not like plebian.
     
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    Yah. I saw ol Bill in the park the the other day he was askin bout that Money.
     
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    Pleather my Scottish chum is half leather and half polyester, the kids at the "Young Firestarters" camp can't get enough of it.
     
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    It all makes unholy sense, but why good sir all the pseudo intellectual references are you about to burst forth in a soliquay to Wordsworth......?

    holy shit it sounds like i need a quill not a fucking keyboard
     

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