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ATTN: Bruce Lovely..

Discussion in 'Archives' started by VOD, Aug 11, 2003.

  1. VOD

    VOD Guest

    Did you get to see Pride?
     
  2. Bruce Lovely

    Bruce Lovely Guest

    Oh the set up....

    Where will this thread lead? My mind wanders....I want the upper-hand, but NAY! I cannot predict the unpredictable! I am left keeping the Super Cuts picture as a potential trump card.

    Awaiting further details to answer...
     
  3. VOD

    VOD Guest

    Nah, I'm just curious. Did you like it? I didn't get a chance to see it...
     
  4. cybercoma

    cybercoma Guest

    Yeah Bruce, what'd you think of it?

    I mean...if you saw it.
     
  5. Bruce Lovely

    Bruce Lovely Guest

    Suuuuuure you didn't get to see it.

    Next thing you know I say "YEAH I DIDN'T SEE IT EITHER" and you pounce! All of the sudden I've been lured into a trap with all of you saying "HAHA!!! LOOK AT BRUCE! HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE PRIDE! WHAT A FAG! WHY DO YOU EVEN COME HERE???OWNED!"....

    ...or maybe I say I DID see Pride. Then its "OH! YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? HOW WERE YOUR PICKS? I BET YOU WE 1 FOR 4 FOR THE NIGHT" then I rebutt with "NO MAN I WAS 3 FOR 4" and then you say "HA! THERE WERE MORE THAN 4 FIGHTS LIAR!!!!"

    Then I'm a liar and I'll have brat packing my bags for King's Paradise while RCCola blows me a kiss good bye.

    Fuck that. Maybe I saw it maybe I didn't.
     
  6. $mux

    $mux Brown Belt

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    you're welcome
     
  7. VOD

    VOD Guest

    I don't get the deal Bruce... I'm your pal, your compadre. I'd never try to lure you into a trap. I was just trying to get you to open up and give us your thoughts on how the event went down. You've got too much of an itchy trigger finger pal. There's nothing going on. So, what'd you think?
     
  8. Bruce Lovely

    Bruce Lovely Guest

    You guys have put me in an awkward situation here. I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't.

    This reminds me of the time I was on vacation with my family and I had to share a room with my mom. I needed to jerk off really badly, but with her in the room it was tough. I did it anyway as quietly as I could, and then I realized that I had no catch rag. I couldn't get out of the squeaky bed naked and get to the bathroom without raising suspicions, so I was forced to eat the handful of my own cum.....while lying naked....in a room with my mother.
     
  9. VOD

    VOD Guest

    Why didn't you just blow it on her hair and let out a sneezing noise?
     
  10. Bruce Lovely

    Bruce Lovely Guest

    Great. The "Good Cop/Fat Cop" routine.

    I'm not falling for it.
     
  11. VOD

    VOD Guest

    It doesn't count when I'm playing both cops. It's a simple question, I don't understand why you're getting so uppidy. Did you have a bad day?
     
  12. cybercoma

    cybercoma Guest

    Bruce, CHILL THE FUCK OUT before there's trouble BOY!
     
  13. VOD

    VOD Guest

    Yeah man, it's like if I continue this he's going to threaten to fight me. I don't understand where it's all coming from.
     
  14. $mux

    $mux Brown Belt

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    vod loves hot dogs and is fat. fat vod.
     
  15. Bruce Lovely

    Bruce Lovely Guest

    Where's the rest of the posse to turn on me now? You guys obviously can't get me to crack. You'd better round up the troops.
     
  16. Machado Jiu-Jitsu

    Machado Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt

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    that, sir, is sig material
     
  17. Fiction

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    Thanks Bruce! yer a funny fuck!
     
  18. Pennywise

    Pennywise Purple Belt

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    Even if this story turns out to be plagarized from some Hustler letter it's a classic in my book !!!!
     
  19. cybercoma

    cybercoma Guest

    The posse is fictitious. Even if there was a posse it wouldn't turn on you. Now would you just fucking RELAX.
     
  20. ruffneck119

    ruffneck119 Guest

    I have Pride.... that is all.


    Bwhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
     

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