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Discussion in 'Archives' started by blumpkinboy, Aug 24, 2004.

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  1. I knew it, so in other words you have pictures of you and Metzger out on dates. Also you are refering to Metzger as your ex.
     
  2. PorkchopExpress Silver Belt

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    have any of you ever been hit with a purse? it fucking hurts man

    i have no idea what women keep in there, but its usually sharp and heavy

    i told my grandmother to go fuck herself once, and she laid into me with her hang bag a few times... i had to respond with a burning foot side kick and break her hip to get her off of me and prevent further annoyance
     
  3. 789U Guest

    at least say you anally raped her or something to make the story more believable
     
  4. any chick who cuts my hair has something real fuckin bad happen to them...

    one is in rehab and that sucks cause she was the best of the lot... one went insane and lives in a camp ground in a tent now... one broke her leg and had to retire cause she couldn't stand anymore for that many hours... and my favorite kippy's hair curse story...

    one had her fiance blow his fuckin brains out right in front of her the night of her bach party.... so she is now totally fucked in the head...
     
  5. Second Shot Brown Belt

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    Yeah Blumpy I'll admit to being a troll - the title of cocksucker is clearly yours though you hairdresser.

    You want pathethic? How is proposing an E challenge bet and demanding the loser leave Sherdog for pathetic? That's the story of your life Blump - PATHETIC.
     
  6. 789U Guest

    actually the definition for pathetic is :

    1 : having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity
    2 : marked by sorrow or melancholy : SAD
     
  7. Bonovox Guest

    Oh Blumpkin.....


    you busy with an appoinment?
     
  8. eMpEr0r Dirty Rotten Imbecile

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    Maybe his shop ran out of "hair product" and he's whipping off a new "batch" in the rear office.
     
  9. 789U Guest

    maybe carlos is not happy with his haircut
     
  10. Bonovox Guest

    So many theories.... no one really knows...

    could it be he is bussy training with Rickson?
     
  11. Sir Punchalot Silver Belt

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    I hear he takes a while to put make up on before posting on the internet.
     
  12. PorkchopExpress Silver Belt

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    i couldnt man, she s got one of them bag thingies

    when you get one of them, they sew up your anus

    im just happy she hit me with her hand bag, and not her shit bag
     
  13. JSC Guest

    *The opportunist stalks his prey and knowing this is the time to pounce*
     
  14. in typical pussy fatass fashion, since i shut your fat ass up about my training, you've decided to shift the argument. you got punked the fuck out and now you're building alliances to soften the blow. way to go douchebag. you're worthless. please kill yourself (faster than what the big macs will).
     
  15. bakedogg TELL HIM STEVE DAVE!!1!!!1!!7

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    kippy, you know, you dont come around nearly enough these days, whats up brother?
     
  16. Bonovox Guest

    HAHAHAH!!! I touched a nerve!!! mwahahaha.

    Now go put some make up and dress like a drag queen bitch!
     
  17. no, you didn't touch shit. i'm just pointing out that you got punked the fuck out and now you need all your cronies to pat you on the back and tell you it's o.k. it helps you feel like less of a dick. being fat and all i'm sure your self-esteem amd self confidence suffer enough.
     
  18. Bonovox Guest

    wow im so hurt. :rolleyes: Why arent you acting like an e-thug now parlor boy? Will i see you at UFC 50? Bring your makeup kit ok?
     
  19. Doctor Brown Belt

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    i am going to ufc 50, and i would sure as fuck like to see a sherdog poster fight......now its time to sac up, both you fuckers, this is the time!
     
  20. I'm 75% certain I'll be there. My being there depends on work/school. bonovox would never show his face though.
     
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