Attn: B0rt

[Barut]

Congrats on your black belt. You're an inspiration to us all. I have cherished all 5K of your helpful posts.

 

[Deleted member 130905]

Word up. Congrats b0rt. Seanzilla says you have no life, but I disagree.

 

[Urban]

Yeah, I don't care what everyone says about you, you're ok.

 

[Barut]

Congrats on your black belt. You're an inspiration to us all. I have cherished all 5K of your helpful posts.

Wow. Thanks man. The kind words mean a lot to me coming from you. You're the person on this site that I aspire to be most like. Thanks again.

 

[Saith]

Barut: you've just made 5k posts, what are you going to do now?

 

[thethirddiaz]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f13/mma-bjj-strength-my-program-idea-vs-cosgroves-791946/#post23465266

I said congrats before you made your own thread. Nice work.

 

[Barut]

Drive a 20 year old boat through a group of unsuspecting cyclists.

 

[Barut]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f13/mma-bjj-strength-my-program-idea-vs-cosgroves-791946/#post23465266

I said congrats before you made your own thread. Nice work.

You were the only one.

 

[bacon]

I see a Mexican prison in B0rtimus Prime's near future.

 

[Barut]

I see a Mexican prison in B0rtimus Prime's near future.

There's no jury in Mexico that would convict me. I'm a black belt!

 

[Barut]

The S+P is teh uber slow. Usually, any thread that I make with titled "Attn: [Name]" hits 100 posts within the first hour or so. You people are letting me down.

 

[bacon]

*cracks knuckles*

OMGOMG!!

CONGRATS ON TEH BlACKBELTS!!!!!11

Don't I have nice teeth?

 

[bacon]

Meh, black belt is cool, but red belts pwn.

 

[bacon]

Werd!

You should shoot an animal in the head to celebrate.

 

[bacon]

Back in my day, we couldn't afford belts.

 

[Barut]

Werd!

You should shoot an animal in the head to celebrate.

I don't know if I'll have time today. I have a softball game in the evening. Whenever I type "in the evening" I hear Led Zepplin in mah head.

 

[Barut]

Back in my day, we couldn't afford belts.

I'd fight that guy.

 

[Cap'n]

Bort Is The Man

 

[bacon]

Hi. My name is Steve Perry, former singer for Journey. I will now sing you a song at a ridiculously high pitch and you will cry under the weight of my talent.

 

[Barut]

Who would win in a fight: the chinese guy or Steve Perry?