Attn: B0rt

Congrats on your black belt. You're an inspiration to us all. I have cherished all 5K of your helpful posts.

 

Word up. Congrats b0rt. Seanzilla says you have no life, but I disagree.

 

Yeah, I don't care what everyone says about you, you're ok.

 

Wow. Thanks man. The kind words mean a lot to me coming from you. You're the person on this site that I aspire to be most like. Thanks again.

 

Barut: you've just made 5k posts, what are you going to do now?

 

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f13/mma-bjj-strength-my-program-idea-vs-cosgroves-791946/#post23465266

I said congrats before you made your own thread. Nice work.

 

Drive a 20 year old boat through a group of unsuspecting cyclists.

 

You were the only one.

 

I see a Mexican prison in B0rtimus Prime's near future.

 

There's no jury in Mexico that would convict me. I'm a black belt!

 

The S+P is teh uber slow. Usually, any thread that I make with titled "Attn: [Name]" hits 100 posts within the first hour or so. You people are letting me down.

 

*cracks knuckles*

OMGOMG!!

CONGRATS ON TEH BlACKBELTS!!!!!11



Don't I have nice teeth?

 

Meh, black belt is cool, but red belts pwn.

 

Werd!

You should shoot an animal in the head to celebrate.

 

Back in my day, we couldn't afford belts.

 

I don't know if I'll have time today. I have a softball game in the evening. Whenever I type "in the evening" I hear Led Zepplin in mah head.

 

I'd fight that guy.

 

Bort Is The Man

 

Hi. My name is Steve Perry, former singer for Journey. I will now sing you a song at a ridiculously high pitch and you will cry under the weight of my talent.

 

Who would win in a fight: the chinese guy or Steve Perry?