Attention single men of Sherdog: I have an announcement

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  1. mixmastermo

    mixmastermo Brown Belt

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    I recently got married.

    That doesn't concern you, but this part does: we went to Spain for the honeymoon. I had never been, it was amazing.

    If you are single, here is some advice: go to Madrid. The amount of young beautiful women out there is incredible. Let me put it like this: if you were to blindly pick a woman to go after there, you have a 2 out of 3 chance of score a beautiful woman. The ratio of hot to not hot is INSANE.

    I'd be sitting at an outside cafe, and look in any direction and see groups of young beautiful women hanging out, without any men around them.

    Now that I'm a married man, this information does nothing for me, but being the philanthropist that I am, I had to share this info.

    Stop wasting time book your flights now.
     
  2. HelloJapan

    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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  3. Thought Criminal

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    Good lookin out and good luck on the marriage.
     
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  4. Adamant

    Adamant GOLD BELT

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    Yeah, but are they receptive to being hit on? Or are they super stuck up?
     
  5. mixmastermo

    mixmastermo Brown Belt

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    Boise ain't got shit on Madrid

    For the record, I live in the NYC area and I do see plenty of attractive women daily. However the ratio of good looking ones isn't even close to what it is in Madrid
     
  6. Organic Damage

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    Where are all the young beautiful men in Madrid though?

    Asking for a friend...
     
  7. mixmastermo

    mixmastermo Brown Belt

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    Well I wasn't out there to flirt, but based upon my interactions with the Spanish, no one there was stuck up. Everyone was super friendly, socializing is a huge part of the culture.
     
  8. mixmastermo

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    All over really, but the highest concentration s are downtown, around Callao, Sol, Opera.
     
  9. Adamant

    Adamant GOLD BELT

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    Good enough for me. Will definitely keep this in mind.
     
  10. neverwas

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    stopped reading at i got married.
     
  11. mixmastermo

    mixmastermo Brown Belt

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    Thank you for your wonderful and thought-provoking contribution.

    I must say, I'm a little mad at you though, I'm going to be up all night trying to interpret the message you have in your post. There literally isn't enough time in the day to decipher that level of brilliance.
     
  12. neverwas

    neverwas bondage belt

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    glad to see i have baffled you with my brilliance. i do have one question for you,how many of these women where actually spanish and not eastern european hookers touting for business?
     
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  13. j123

    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    I hear pros are the GOAT in Spain, is that true?
     
  14. mixmastermo

    mixmastermo Brown Belt

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    Pretty sure most were Spanish. It's easy to distinguish Spanish and Eastern European features.
     
  15. neverwas

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    true,but theres a lot of hookers in spain.
     
  16. Hungry Joe

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    Have you considered that there was only an average amount of women but having just gotten married you were noticing them more?
     
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  17. sub_thug

    sub_thug Silver Belt

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    Great point. Forbidden fruit concept, no?
     
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  18. Rav1nHunter

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    Better bring your A games fellas Spanish ladys have been hit on by smooth latin mofo's for so long that they have become hyper aggressive in there dealings with men.
     
  19. RoryFan

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    Eastern European women >
     
  20. Iroh

    Iroh The Dragon of the West Platinum Member

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    It's true. You go full derp with all the hot women there. It's like your dick is a leech sucking all the blood out of your brain.
     
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