At what stage do you eat a banana?

[FeloniousMonk]

TS holds his bananas with both
hands as he eats them.




Ot: each stage has a purpose.
7 for smoothies or bread.
5 for cereal/oatmeal.
4 for straight eating.
1 for a 30cent dildo.

 

[tru3f4n]

5-6 once they get to 7 they go into banana bread or cookies.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

If you eat 7 thats fucking gross

if there is even a spec of brown on my banana its in the trash

 

[Pugilistic]

4-5 is alright, but getting a bit aged for my taste

 

[EJAXXX]

6-7... I eat em with the dark spots, they're sweeter at that point and I'm not about to throw them away because they have spots on them.

 

[EJAXXX]

If you eat 7 thats fucking gross

if there is even a spec of brown on my banana its in the trash

That's pretty crazy. It's a banana with a brown spot, not a piece of rotting fish. To each their own though, I hear you, I just think its crazy to say it's "fuckin gross".

I could picture a little kid saying that.

No offense,of course. I understand that if food doesnt appeal to you by the way it looks then it wont taste good to you.

Spoiler

wuss... Jk

 

[georgekillian]

5 is where I'm at. I hate a Brown banana but eating them that unripened seems insane but to each their own.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Wait you're supposed to eat a banana.

Hmmm? Interesting.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Between 2 and 4. Anything riper, and it reminds me of children's medicine.

2. Wtf!!!

No way. Not even an ape eats a banana at ripeness level 2.

You're lying to us all. Please stop it.

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

7. And never before. I fuckin hate bananas that haven't browned yet. Bleck.

well, pretty sure all Kardashians only prefer things brown

 

[Starck]

3-4 is perfect - 5 can be ok too sometimes

It more depends on the firmness of the banana than the color. A flimsy banana, regardless of whether it has brown yet, will usually be inferior.

 

[HelloJapan]

...am I the only one who's fucked a girl with a banana before? It started as a 1, and ended as a 7.

 

[Jesus X]

From 4 to 7

 

[BisexualMMA]

...am I the only one who's fucked a girl with a banana before? It started as a 1, and ended as a 7.

Bananas are for prudes.

 

[HelloJapan]

Bananas are for prudes.

God, that reminds me of a drunken dare gone wrong in Phuket.

 

[BobSappIsMyDad]

3 or 4. My dad would probably pick 9 or 10 ugh.

 

[Mike]

When I'm the right mix of hungry and guilty about my food choices

 

[Drake]

5.5 is perfect.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Personally, I hate when the banana pushes the back of my head.

 

[Son of Jamin]

After a colleague that I worked with as I was a bartender insisted on showing the banana that he called exhibit A that he scored with a fine lady the day before and that he used it where the sun usually don't shine, I don't eat bananas...