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I really only enjoy bananas when they're greenish/yellow. Or, in scientific terms, generally only 1-2 days after I bring those fuckers home from the store. They have more of a fresh/tangy flavor, as opposed to the strong "banana flavor" you'd typically see as a banana ages.
A lot of people look at me crazy when they see me mowing a borderline "unripe" banana, but fuck them because they taste delicious (the banana, not the person). I'll eat a yellow banana, but I can't say I enjoy it. I usually only eat them because I'd rather not throw them away instead. Once they start getting brown spots I say fuck it and toss them, or freeze them and make my wife cook a banana bread at some point.
So which one is you?
1 is too fucking green
2-3 is primetime mowing
4-5 is alright, but getting a bit aged for my taste
6 is when I'm choking them down in an effort to not waste my hard earned banana money
7 is it's time to throw that stinky, mushy motherfucker out.
I figured this thread could use a poll, more so for research purposes, but apparently I can't add one and have no idea how.
A lot of people look at me crazy when they see me mowing a borderline "unripe" banana, but fuck them because they taste delicious (the banana, not the person). I'll eat a yellow banana, but I can't say I enjoy it. I usually only eat them because I'd rather not throw them away instead. Once they start getting brown spots I say fuck it and toss them, or freeze them and make my wife cook a banana bread at some point.
So which one is you?
1 is too fucking green
2-3 is primetime mowing
4-5 is alright, but getting a bit aged for my taste
6 is when I'm choking them down in an effort to not waste my hard earned banana money
7 is it's time to throw that stinky, mushy motherfucker out.
I figured this thread could use a poll, more so for research purposes, but apparently I can't add one and have no idea how.