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At what stage do you eat a banana?

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  1. CatchOmega Hideous Disfigurement

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    I really only enjoy bananas when they're greenish/yellow. Or, in scientific terms, generally only 1-2 days after I bring those fuckers home from the store. They have more of a fresh/tangy flavor, as opposed to the strong "banana flavor" you'd typically see as a banana ages.

    A lot of people look at me crazy when they see me mowing a borderline "unripe" banana, but fuck them because they taste delicious (the banana, not the person). I'll eat a yellow banana, but I can't say I enjoy it. I usually only eat them because I'd rather not throw them away instead. Once they start getting brown spots I say fuck it and toss them, or freeze them and make my wife cook a banana bread at some point.

    So which one is you?

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    1 is too fucking green
    2-3 is primetime mowing
    4-5 is alright, but getting a bit aged for my taste
    6 is when I'm choking them down in an effort to not waste my hard earned banana money
    7 is it's time to throw that stinky, mushy motherfucker out.


    I figured this thread could use a poll, more so for research purposes, but apparently I can't add one and have no idea how.
     
  2. Nomos Orange Belt

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    A quarter after never. Worst tasting and textured fruit ever.
     
  3. mb23100 Gold Belt

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    7 is good for making banana bread
     
  4. CatchOmega Hideous Disfigurement

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    Now that's just crazy talk. Come on now.
     
  5. DrDune Brown Belt

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  6. Kardashians ☆ sitting on the moon ☽

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    7. And never before. I fuckin hate bananas that haven't browned yet. Bleck.
     
  7. Zeroinnes White Belt

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    6 or 7.
     
  8. scorpipede you do yo thang Baby Smurf

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    between 6 and 7. 7 is pushing it a bit.
     
  9. Todd Gack Dutch

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    6 for me.
     
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    5-7
     
  11. Brampton_Boy Douchey Mc Douche

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    Between 2 and 4. Anything riper, and it reminds me of children's medicine.
     
  12. HUNTERMANIA Always Striving.

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  13. HUNTERMANIA Always Striving.

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    whenever I buy green bananas I find they always turn brown first and skip yellow. Not sure how this happens. So I don't buy green bananas anymore.
     
  14. soggyfist Silver Belt

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    5 and 6. Anything 7 or beyond is too ripe and is relegated to protein shake blends.
     
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  16. Bebop Brown Belt

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    5 and beyond. what the fuck is your problem? are you a fuckin bonobo?
     
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    When the apocalypse is upon us and I need to survive.
     
  18. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    7 is perfect.
     
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    Well this is an unexpected thread.
     
  20. SherdogGoat Platinum & Braco Belt Banned

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    3-4, 5 is also doable but anything beyond that is disgusting to me. also, they have to be spotless, if there is any indication of a brown spot, they are going in the trash can.
     

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