at Last the perfect nickname for Cain

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  1. jickstick

    jickstick White Belt

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    "Hurry" Cain Velasquez! First off, and most importantly, Hurricanes are only effective at sea level just like Cain is! A cunning comparison indeed I thank you.

    Secondly he is kinda like a hurricane when he fights! With his flurries of punches sending people spinning out of control!

    and last but not least (but also kind of least) he is getting kind of old now, so he needs to "hurry" up and get that title back.

    *throws mic on the floor and walks out*
     
  2. TX Fighter

    TX Fighter Green Belt

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    Are you high
     
  3. GordaoPreguico

    GordaoPreguico Red Belt

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  4. DeathByBeer

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    Sea level hurricane part kinda funny.

    The rest kinda fizzled out....

    Pick up the mike.
     
  5. TX Fighter

    TX Fighter Green Belt

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    Ts - hows 8th grade so far?
     
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    Drugs are bad, M'Cain?
     
  7. Damianj

    Damianj Brown Belt

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    Cain "Doughboy" Velasquez
     
  8. loisestrad

    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    How about Hairy Cain Velasquez?

    That's taking it to a different level, imo. Cuz it's all you suggested, with a twist.

    He just needs to let his hair grow.
     
  9. thrillkilla77

    thrillkilla77 Green Belt

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    Cain "he make it to his next fight" Velasquez.....
     
  10. Fox by the Sea

    Fox by the Sea Lighthouse keeper Platinum Member

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    "Murry" Cain V.
     
  11. KhabibTheBeagle

    KhabibTheBeagle Papi de la Sherdog

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    Or, as the Reebok announcer called him, "Cay-een Velasqwez"
     
  12. johplin6

    johplin6 Green Belt

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    "Co" Cain Velasquez
     
  13. Flex Plexico

    Flex Plexico customized Gucci accessories

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    Someone post the pic of Bader and jerrycurl Cain
     
  14. TX Fighter

    TX Fighter Green Belt

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    Nova-cain velasquez

    Putting fools to sleep
     
  15. justbetter

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    i thought it was 'bronx pride'
     
  16. Henderlei KO

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    Cain "El Carnivoro" Velasquez

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  17. GIBLERTBAPTISTA

    GIBLERTBAPTISTA PRIDE was better tbh

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    "Shrexican"
     
  18. painvelasquez

    painvelasquez Yellow Belt

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    I had a different nickname in mind.
     
  19. Karelinator

    Karelinator Bulgarian pursuittt Platinum Member

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    Just 'C-level' is a must IMO.

    No need to contrive it any more.
     
  20. Spycho

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    Just like Brock Lesnar did. Over and over again.
     

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