at Last the perfect nickname for Cain

[jickstick]

"Hurry" Cain Velasquez! First off, and most importantly, Hurricanes are only effective at sea level just like Cain is! A cunning comparison indeed I thank you.

Secondly he is kinda like a hurricane when he fights! With his flurries of punches sending people spinning out of control!

and last but not least (but also kind of least) he is getting kind of old now, so he needs to "hurry" up and get that title back.

*throws mic on the floor and walks out*

 

[TX Fighter]

Are you high

 

[GordaoPreguico]

Mexicain

 

[DeathByBeer]

Sea level hurricane part kinda funny.

The rest kinda fizzled out....

Pick up the mike.

 

[TX Fighter]

Ts - hows 8th grade so far?

 

[Deleted member 448575]

Drugs are bad, M'Cain?

 

[Damianj]

Cain "Doughboy" Velasquez

 

[loisestrad]

How about Hairy Cain Velasquez?

That's taking it to a different level, imo. Cuz it's all you suggested, with a twist.

He just needs to let his hair grow.

 

[thrillkilla77]

Cain "he make it to his next fight" Velasquez.....

 

[Fox by the Sea]

"Murry" Cain V.

 

[KhabibTheBeagle]

Or, as the Reebok announcer called him, "Cay-een Velasqwez"

 

[johplin6]

"Co" Cain Velasquez

 

[Flex Plexico]

How about Hairy Cain Velasquez?

That's taking it to a different level, imo. Cuz it's all you suggested, with a twist.

He just needs to let his hair grow.

Someone post the pic of Bader and jerrycurl Cain

 

[TX Fighter]

Nova-cain velasquez

Putting fools to sleep

 

[justbetter]

i thought it was 'bronx pride'

 

[Henderlei KO]

Cain "El Carnivoro" Velasquez

 

[GIBLERTBAPTISTA]

"Shrexican"

 

[painvelasquez]

I had a different nickname in mind.

 

[Karelinator]

Just 'C-level' is a must IMO.

No need to contrive it any more.

 

[Spycho]

Or, as the Reebok announcer called him, "Cay-een Velasqwez"

Just like Brock Lesnar did. Over and over again.