"Hurry" Cain Velasquez! First off, and most importantly, Hurricanes are only effective at sea level just like Cain is! A cunning comparison indeed I thank you. Secondly he is kinda like a hurricane when he fights! With his flurries of punches sending people spinning out of control! and last but not least (but also kind of least) he is getting kind of old now, so he needs to "hurry" up and get that title back. *throws mic on the floor and walks out*
How about Hairy Cain Velasquez? That's taking it to a different level, imo. Cuz it's all you suggested, with a twist. He just needs to let his hair grow.
