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The Hodor thread is cracking me up right now.
Hah, forgot about Tywin.
I guess Shae's death will be pretty graphic and not just a line or two. Legs and arms thrashing about as she's being strangled.
How do you up the graphicness of Tywin's death? Shoot him in the eye, mouth or throat? Then he doesn't get to say his last line. Or is that how they're going to take out Ygritte?
Karl's death was unnecessarily gruesome, too. I watched that and thought, well, that's an odd place to stab a guy.
What's the over/under on the battle at the Wall being just a "here they come -- cut to the next morning with a few dozen bodies by the gate" kind of scene?
I think we're looking at 40+ minutes out of 60 being battle at the wall. That would include the attack from the south and the main host hitting the gate.
Did anyone else think someone fucked up with how the Ser Friendzone scene went?
Did anyone else think someone fucked up with how the Ser Friendzone scene went?
Shae's head explodes from the pressure.
And since the writers don't like subtelty, Tywin still gets shot in the belly falls forward off the toilet and lands face down, ass up. His ass explodes showering the surroundings with poop. And then Tyrion mentions he did not indeed shit gold.
IDK what happened, but Seano, I'm inclined to believe that if you got dubs, you probably deserved it.
Most of the rest of these guys are cool. Like a reverse Half Baked.
^ I thought Danearys was super creepy. her eyes mang. poor acting, not up to par in my opinion
I may be in the minority but I liked it.
The look on his face was gut wrenching. It will be that much sadder when Tyrion runs into him at the whorehouse with a Dany look alike in his lap.
Besides the silly acting it was WAY too rushed. As a member of the audience, it was stupid that Jorah (flawed person tho he may be) couldn't point out that her father and brother were fucking psychopaths and there was no reason to suspect she wasn't one either until much later... and also that he stopped reporting on her of his own volition and quietly joined her instead basically making him a true believer and ally. Nobody forced him to switch sides, plus he could have fucking killed her himself ages ago.
I mean the guy wanted to redeem his family name and just go home. The fact that he put that aside for her and she still kicks him out was just fucking stupid... and that notwithstanding, the whole scene was rushed, plus really stupid seeing how like one episode ago she was even handed and merciful with that fucking lying shit faced bastard Hizdahr loraq.
I don't remember the Ser Friendzone scene from the book but I'm sure it was longer than this one was. it was needed, but way too short. just shite.
lol at the TV thread.
"hmmm I really expected Oberyn to use poison. Why didn't he use poison? His name is the viper!!!1"