Asking sever to butter bread?

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  1. Tour'soverboyo

    Tour'soverboyo Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    Went out to eat last night with date, we order some drinks and then the server comes back with bread and butter. I politely asked him to butter the bread and he gave me this wtf look. He still buttered the bread for us, but I didn't tip him at the end of our meal
     
  2. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Well, I use this from time to time, but that's about as close as it gets.

     
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  3. Bob Gray

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    So what youre saying is you went home alone.
     
  4. esum80

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    butter your own bread.
     
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  5. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

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    People are such fucking assholes in restaurants it isn’t even funny.

    You know how I know that, I am partners in a few in NJ

    one time a man asked me to go get a plastic bag fill it with ice and smash it with a hammer so he can have crushed ice. I laughed in his face and said “that will never happen”
     
  6. KONG-D'SNT-TAP

    KONG-D'SNT-TAP Titanium Belt

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    This is like asking your waiter to cut your food and feed you.

    There is a limit in a restaurant.
     
  7. Clippy

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    This is most definitely a no top situation

    Did your waiter use a notepad?
     
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  8. bufetadanacara

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    What did your boyfriend say when you asked the waiter that? Was he embarrassed?

    Smart move on the no tipping though, that's a horrible culture of entitlement.
     
  9. IndyCovaHart

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    Sever with a butter knife, Buttafuoco.
     
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    Bruh... How'd the TS get banned 13 minutes after creating this thread?
     
  11. rocketskates

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    Your server is not obligated to butter your bread. Please tell me this is a joke.
     
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    Lol
    He expects a server to butter his bread for him, god knows what else he spewed out on these forums.
     
  13. Sterling

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    Lol that's just going too far, should he place it in your mouth for you as well?
     
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    If serious..you are an idiot, If kidding, you are an idiot..
     
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    People eat out and suddenly think they're royalty and everyone's their servants.

    I once had a white co-worker woman talk to the Filipino little old lady behind the Subway counter as if white slave owner talking down to black slave.
     
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    He spit on your second course no doubt.
     
  17. rocketskates

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    I wish he would’ve buttered TS’s bread with his junk then slapped his girl on the ass. In fact, that’s likely what happened.
     
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    I think it's safe to say that the waiter is a mod here.
     
  19. Michaelangelo

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    you dont deserve to eat that buttered bread
     
  20. Revolver

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    Lmao @ asking for crushed ice. Who does that.
     

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