Asking for a smaller slice of cake is now fatphobic

[Loiosh]

Some people like the snatch, others clean and jerk.

You know, this could be an infinite loop.

Eat cake, jerk off to burn the calories so you can eat more cake so you can jerk off....

 

[minute bull]

You know, this could be an infinite loop.

Eat cake, jerk off to burn the calories so you can eat more cake so you can jerk off....

Speaking of degenerate loops...Shertards can survive on our own caked semen for weeks on end.

 

[Loiosh]

Speaking of degenerate loops...Shertards can survive on our own caked semen for weeks on end.

 

[PlayswellwithLawnDarts]

New buzzword: CRFI = Cake Related Fatphobic Incident

....just wtf

Wood

 

[LegalReasoning]

Cryberry 101. Crying about things that other people cry about.

 

[Fluffernutter]

I don't like cake. It's overrated.

In fact, I don't have a sweet tooth. But, I crave salty foods.

I'm also thin.

Is there a correlation between people who crave salty foods over sweet and BMI?

 

[Sano]

Talk about fake outrage. Some obscure channel with 1k subs make a tongue-in-cheek (albeit very shitty) video about people being self-conscious about cake slices and "fatphobic", and suddenly the sky is falling down. I can understand people not wanting to be ostracised by society for the way they look, and there's a real conversation to be had there about the psychology of overeating, but at the same time promoting being obese is irresponsible. It's a shitty video, it's not the end of the world.

Oh, I give a shit. I don’t want to be doxxed and have my life and career ruined because I didn’t realize that asking for a smaller piece of cake would basically make me a Nazi.

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic.

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

I don't like cake. It's overrated.

In fact, I don't have a sweet tooth. But, I crave salty foods.

I'm also thin.

Is there a correlation between people who crave salty foods over sweet and BMI?

Excess salt retains extra water weight unless you sweat it back out. Lots of overweight people like salty things

 

[Reyesnuthugr]

It's also hard to tell in the last 10+ years what is and isn't a joke because lots of the things that still sound like jokes are actual laws now

 

[ArtemV]

Will eat any slice of good cake.. burning it off isn't bad. Just limit yourself to calories, workout... and you can eat cake without becoming fat. Easy!

 

[ArtOfDrowning]

The funny part of this thread is the people who don't realize that it's a joke.

It really looks like a joke. Can't be real, right? Right?

 

[That209]

Worrying about your own weight by eating smaller portions is offensive now, too?

 

[Milgrim]

It really looks like a joke. Can't be real, right? Right?

Unfortunately, the real stuff looks like a joke half the time, but this is definitely not meant to be taken seriously.

 

[Otto!]

Eat half, then put your fingers in your mouth and pretend you’re trying to puke it up to make room for the other half.

 

[Lucifer Alpha]

Fat people should be ostracized from society.

 

[Graves The Elder]

nah cakes of any kind bring on the flashbacks.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

I worked at a women's mag for work experience when at high school, during a birthday cake it was great cause they were all dieting and had tiny bits.

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

Come on this has to be an onion type joke.

I also couldn't make it past 20 seconds. Holy shit that fuckin lady sucks

 

[ClubFoot]

Who you calling fatphobic?

Probably one of the greatest posts I’ve seen on here for a long long time.

 

[bufetadanacara]

New buzzword: CRFI = Cake Related Fatphobic Incident

....just wtf

Stop helping the pathetic cry babies promote their ideas. Ignore them, don't click their video, tell them to fuck off in person, etc.