Asking for a smaller slice of cake is now fatphobic

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  1. Yuval Levy IS RA EL Double Yellow Card

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    New buzzword: CRFI = Cake Related Fatphobic Incident

    ....just wtf
     
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  2. Cid Silver Belt

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    Who gives a shit?
     
  3. HARRISON_3 Gold Belt

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    Who you calling fatphobic?

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  4. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Fine, I'll just decline the cake outright.
     
  5. MusterX Titanium Belt

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    God help me, but it makes sense. Just eat your two bites of cake and throw the rest away you bitch.

     
  6. IIIIIIII Titanium Belt

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    couldn't get through that entire video lol. if someone cuts you a slice of cake that is larger than you wanted, fucking eat it, and do some walking afterwards to burn off the calories. it isn't a big deal, jesus christ lol.
     
  7. Amerikuracana Plutonium Belt

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    It's not real, but you're trying to make it real. People on the further right have a couple decade history of this. Once they make it real, some more weirdo leftists seeking attention jump on board. Weird cycle.
     
  8. octopus Blue Belt

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    I only take 2-3 bites of cake cause it's too sweet for me.... once in a while there will be a not overly sweet buttercream frosting that I dig but I genuinely can't eat most cake on the market

    Also, holy crap are these bitches crazy
     
  9. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Lol invited to parties with cake. That's rich.
     
  10. Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    You can be fatphobic around me all you want cause to be honest my fat ass dont want to give you any of my cake anyways
     
  11. bowened face kick

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    Oh, I give a shit. I don’t want to be doxxed and have my life and career ruined because I didn’t realize that asking for a smaller piece of cake would basically make me a Nazi.
     
  12. Turtlejuice Free Wang Banned

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    Just eat half the slice, and throw the rest at a fatty. Problem solved.
     
  13. Krixes The Undefeated Gaul Platinum Member

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    Just stuff the rest of that shit in your pocket for later...

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  14. JSN choo-CHOO!

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    That woman looks like she was created in a lab to arouse hatred.
     
  15. meauneau Brown Belt

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    So I have to do extra exercise to burn of the calories instead of refusing too much cake because some lazy, unhealthy fat people will become envious and offended? Why don't they refuse the cake and do exercise so that I don't become envious and offended?
     
  16. KhabibTheBeagle Silver Belt

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    Further Right sounds like a ghostly cabal of deceased Conservatives, operating from the other side lol
     
  17. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    I was invited to a party with cake less than a week ago.*


    *I brought the cake.
     
  18. Loiosh Detective Platinum Member

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    If wanking burned a significant amount of calories I'd look like an Olympic athlete.
     
  19. Milgrim Australopithecus - not your average hominid Platinum Member

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    The funny part of this thread is the people who don't realize that it's a joke.
     
  20. A.A. Riggs sweet ... sweet meat!

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    Some people prefer the snatch, others clean and jerk.
     

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