Are you taking your ipad?
Haha...i used to get that de facto private lesson on Saturdays...good times, good times.
Are you being held against your will in a makeshift dungeon somewhere? How can we assist you?
Maybe we could get him a ladder so he could cross the chasm and stick to hit the snake.
Ask the black belt "Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis?" and if he replies with either then he is an idiot because they were both shite.
What is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?