Ask A Guy In A Hospital Bed Anything

[Pliny Pete]

Im sitting here in a hospital bed listening to my roommate take a shit in a portable toilet right next to me so anybody got any questions?

 

[zackryder]

is ur nurse hot?

Spoiler

& watd u do 2 get urself in the hospital?

get well soon

-zack

 

[KhabibTheBeagle]

Why are you in the hospital bed?

 

[ripskater]

Hope you can get out of there soon

 

[fightingrabbit]

What's the meaning of life?

 

[HARRISON_3]

Im sitting here in a hospital bed listening to my roommate take a shit in a portable toilet right next to me so anybody got any questions?

Did it move?

 

[bref]

What's a hypotenuse?

 

[Pliny Pete]

Ive had some crazy hot nurses
Pretty sure I creeped one out today because I kept silently watching her as she worked
She wouldnt make eye contact with me and eventually just stopped coming in my room altogether

 

[Pliny Pete]

I got pneumonia and a collapsed lung
They drained almost a half gallon of fluid out of my chest

 

[Cheese]

How much is the Bill?

 

[Pliny Pete]

How much is the Bill?

Ask Obama

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
The kid wins again

 

[KhabibTheBeagle]

I got pneumonia and a collapsed lung
They drained almost a half gallon of fluid out of my chest

Damn. Get well, soon.

 

[Pliny Pete]

Did it move?

Only cause I was touching it

 

[Cheese]

Ask Obama

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
The kid wins again

you should still get a recipt for taxes, shouldn't you?

how much they charging for aspin? they was charging me 8$ a pill last time I was in.

 

[zackryder]

I got pneumonia and a collapsed lung
They drained almost a half gallon of fluid out of my chest

holy shizz

 

[Mondo Freaks]

Any good drugs?

 

[rocketskates]

How bad was the catheter? One of my greatest fears.

 

[Pliny Pete]

I havent seen any paperwork yet

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Can you please tell us once and for all what happened to Little Ice?

 

[HARRISON_3]

Only cause I was touching it

Spoiler

Also, get well soon.