Ask A Guy In A Hospital Bed Anything

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  1. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Im sitting here in a hospital bed listening to my roommate take a shit in a portable toilet right next to me so anybody got any questions?
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    is ur nurse hot?

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    & watd u do 2 get urself in the hospital?

    get well soon

    -zack
     
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    KhabibTheBeagle Papi de la Sherdog

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    Why are you in the hospital bed?
     
  4. ripskater

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    Hope you can get out of there soon
     
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  8. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Ive had some crazy hot nurses
    Pretty sure I creeped one out today because I kept silently watching her as she worked
    She wouldnt make eye contact with me and eventually just stopped coming in my room altogether
     
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    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    I got pneumonia and a collapsed lung
    They drained almost a half gallon of fluid out of my chest
     
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    How much is the Bill?
     
  11. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Ask Obama

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    The kid wins again
     
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    KhabibTheBeagle Papi de la Sherdog

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    Damn. Get well, soon.
     
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    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Only cause I was touching it
     
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    you should still get a recipt for taxes, shouldn't you?

    how much they charging for aspin? they was charging me 8$ a pill last time I was in.
     
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    zackryder Long Island Iced Z Platinum Member

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    holy shizz
     
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    Any good drugs?
     
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    How bad was the catheter? One of my greatest fears.
     
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    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    I havent seen any paperwork yet
     
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    Bobby Boulders My Lovin' Is Digi Platinum Member

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    Can you please tell us once and for all what happened to Little Ice?
     
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    Also, get well soon.
     

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