Artie Lange...

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  1. Phlog

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    Tbh, the best story tellers all do imo.
     
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    I thought you were going to say he died. Doesn't even look the same.
     
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    Aside from the nose he looks really good health wise.
     
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    He was great in Crashing, playing himself. Didn't shy away from the addiction issues.

    As a recovered addict myself, I'm rooting for him.
     
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    Celebrity death Pool. I’ll take 50 bucks on dead in 18 months.
     
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    He was great in Crashing, playing himself. Didn't shy away from the addiction issues.

    As a recovered addict myself, I'm rooting for him.
     
  7. Ocean Grown

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    Where have you gone Joe?
     
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    Lighting and angles.
     
  9. MartinGibson86

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    Artie and Anthony was a good show. Too bad Artie's such a degenerate.
     
  10. Couch Ninja

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    Good for Artie. Won't last 3 more weeks but I'll take it. Drugs and Artie just go together. Like syrup and pancakes, muffins and blueberries, sex and no condoms. Would be funny if he's the first chubby comedian to make it to old age though
     
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    If he lives past Gabriel Iglesias, I will laugh my ass off
     
  12. is normal

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    Reported to Ice, crack and heroin.
     
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    He can get it fixed and has been to doctors for it. They refused to it until he was totally clean because he snorts his drugs. Artie has been to Rich person rehab many times, but this time he was in a hardcore rehab, with mandatory sober living. He's also on probation for 4 more years, and hes used up his chances and will go to prison.

    I actually think I would do him some good to get out of Jersey for a while. Come out to LA, and throw himself back into comedy. He has one more come back in him.
     
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    He's probably broke. Last interview I read with him, they were in his apartment and commented on how there was a giant hole in his wall. He said he had to give it to a bookie(or dealer) to settle a debt. They guys own a multimillion-dollar condo and own a home in Jersey for his Mother. He also said his uncles were financial planners, and they set up his retirement for him years ago, but can't touch it until he retires. He has a free-flowing cash problem. He knows he's gonna have to do clubs for 5-10k a pop for a while until promoters and fans feel comfortable booking him into larger places and casinos. Remember he used to make 250k per show. Like he said in his books, the problem with making so much, is you get addicted to the money. Do the drugs because its what makes being on the road tolerable but you need the money for the drugs. Vicious cycle.
     
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    He looks...better?
     
  16. Squintz

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    I always thought he looked like John Belushi from Animal House when I saw him on the Howard Steen show.

    What happened to his nose?

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    good for him, too bad he never made it in the comedic world
     
  18. HunterAcosta

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    Allegedley snorted shards of glass ( hooker broke the oxy pill with a salt shaker they broke that got shards of glass in the powder while he was in bathroom . She didn’t tell him and he accidentally snorted it ), nose got infected and bulbous then of all the luck in the world gets hit by a bookies goon right in the nose soon after destroying it . They apparently can fix it , but won’t till he’s clean .
     
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    .............
     
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  20. JOE QUEEF

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    Oh shit...

     

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